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The Best Francine Smith Quotes From 'American Dad!'

Updated May 11, 2020 3.8k votes 447 voters 18.5k views24 items

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This list of the best Francine Smith quotes proves she is a criminally underappreciated character on American Dad. Francine is a stay-at-home mom who often relies on morning infotainment and an everflowing cocktail of wine and pills. She's also one of the most complex characters on the show, showing she can be either the smartest or dumbest person in the room. 

Which Francine quote is your favorite? Francine is an extreme parody of the housewife trope, being obsessed with how many burners she has on the stove and the appearence of her home. However, she has a track record of academia, like offering insightful commentary on the differing translations of the ancient Sumerian texts of Gilgamesh.

Francine has some of the most hilarious lines in American Dad, so sift through and vote up your favorite ones.

 

 

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    Sunkist

    Francine: Man, you got me thinking about weed now. That stuff makes me want to drink so much soda. I smoke a bone, then I drain a 2-liter of Sunkist in like a second. Freaks people out.

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    Democracy

    Francine: I don't vote. It's just so confusing. I go into the booth, close the curtain, and count to ten. Then I come out, yell “DEMOCRACY,” and run to my car.

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    30 Minutes

    Francine: Yeah well, you're not supposed to smoke an 8-ball of crack in 30 minutes either, but that's how long it takes.

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    SeaWorld

    Francine: I'm gonna go to SeaWorld, punch a dolphin.

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