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The Best Frank Costanza Quotes From 'Seinfeld'

While Jerry Stiller may no longer be with us, his funny Frank Costanza quotes will continue to live on and put smiles on millions of people's faces. Frank was George Costanza's father and would appear from time to time to make some memorable moments happen. Perhaps his biggest contribution to the Seinfeld mythos is his creation of the holiday Festivus, which he created as a reaction to the commercialism of Christmas. But which of these funny Frank Costanza quotes is the best? You get to help decide by voting up the funny lines, hilarious one-liners, and memorable dialogue he said during his episodes on Seinfeld.

Frank Costanza was quick to anger, but in that anger, you would often find some comedic gems. Vote for what you think are the best Frank Costanza lines of all time. Jerry Stiller was a comedic genius, and he could turn pretty much any piece of dialogue into instant hilarity. 

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    Festivus for the Rest-of-Us

    Frank Costanza: But out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest-of-us.

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    The Hen, The Chicken, And The Rooster

    Frank Costanza: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

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    Even Parents Have Limits

    Frank Costanza: George, we've had it with you. Understand? We love you like a son, but even parents have limits.

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    The Right Spices

    Frank Costanza: Inchon, Korea, 1950. I was the best cook Uncle Sam ever saw, slinging hash for the 103rd. As we marched north, our supply lines were getting thin. One day a couple of GIs found a crate, inside were six hundred pounds of prime Texas steer. At least it once was prime. The use date was three weeks past, but I was arrogant, I was brash, I thought if I used just the right spices, cooked it long enough...

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