Updated June 15, 2019 3.1k votes 794 voters 45.7k views
When you are essentially the most popular anime villain of all time, you're definitely going to have some memorable lines. These are the best Frieza quotes of all time, including some savage burns on Vegeta that sting more than any finger beam could.
Some of Frieza's best quotes sound like they are lifted straight from a comedy roast -
"There are three things I refuse to tolerate. Cowardice. Bad haircuts, and military insurrection. And it is unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these"
The beauty of Frieza is that he always adds insult to injury - he doesn't just destroy you, but he also calls you a filthy monkey while doing so. This list is a good mix of brutal Frieza quotes and funny insults, but regardless of what your favorites are, vote them up below.
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368 VOTES
Three Things
"There are three things I refuse to tolerate. Cowardice. Bad haircuts, and military insurrection. And it is unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these."
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360 VOTES
Mighty Frieza
"I doubt I need an introduction, but just in case, I am the mighty Frieza and yes, all the horrible stories you’ve heard are true."
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242 VOTES
Struggle To Survive
"Before you begin your pathetic struggle to survive, I should warn you. Your chance of winning is nonexistent."
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129 VOTES
Little Bug
"Observe. My left hand…it’s strength alone is enough to crush you like the little bug you are, so as a special one time bonus, today, I will fight you while my other hand is behind my back. So now that we’ve got the ground rules settled, shall we begin?"
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181 VOTES
So Surprised
"Don’t look so surprised Vegeta! I’ll be right with you, but first I must exterminate the mighty midget."
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138 VOTES
So Long Since I Felt Pain
"Well, I’ve got to hand it to you. You’re the first one who’s ever hurt me besides my loving parents that is. Hm. It’s been so long since I felt pain. It’s such a strange sensation. What a rare case he is."
