Anime Underground The Best Frieza Quotes From DBZ  

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When you are essentially the most popular anime villain of all time, you're definitely going to have some memorable lines. These are the best Frieza quotes of all time, including some savage burns on Vegeta that sting more than any finger beam could.

Some of Frieza's best quotes sound like they are lifted straight from a comedy roast

 "There are three things I refuse to tolerate. Cowardice. Bad haircuts, and military insurrection. And it is unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these" 

The beauty of Frieza is that he always adds insult to injury - he doesn't just destroy you, but he also calls you a filthy monkey while doing so. This list is a good mix of brutal Frieza quotes and funny insults, but regardless of what your favorites are, vote them up below.

So Surprised is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Frieza Quotes From DBZ
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So Surprised

"Don’t look so surprised Vegeta! I’ll be right with you, but first I must exterminate the mighty midget."

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The Most Elite is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Frieza Quotes From DBZ
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The Most Elite

"There doesn’t seem to be any power readings for the Ginyu Force. So it is true. Heh heh heh heh heh. Somehow, you wimps have managed to destroy the most elite fighting team in the universe. Ha ha. What a farce. I only wish that I could’ve been there to see the look on Ginyu’s face. Ha ha ha ha ha. What do ya say we get started…I know you are all anxious to resolve this dispute once and for all. I always knew that you would turn on me someday, Vegeta, but I never knew when. Now, I see that you were just waiting for the stakes to get high enough before you played your hand. A valiant effort but in the end it just didn’t work, now did it? I hope you’ve thoroughly enjoyed your little rebellion, because now its over my restless little warriors. Now you die. I should’ve done this a long time ago. You ruined everything you little scumbag. How dare you stick your nose in my affairs? I could’ve been immortal. I hate you!"

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Mighty Frieza is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Frieza Quotes From DBZ
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Mighty Frieza

"I doubt I need an introduction, but just in case, I am the mighty Frieza and yes, all the horrible stories you’ve heard are true."

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Three Things

"There are three things I refuse to tolerate. Cowardice. Bad haircuts, and military insurrection. And it is unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these."

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