Anime Underground The Best Frieza Quotes From DBZ  

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When you are essentially the most popular anime villain of all time, you're definitely going to have some memorable lines. These are the best Frieza quotes of all time, including some savage burns on Vegeta that sting more than any finger beam could.

Some of Frieza's best quotes sound like they are lifted straight from a comedy roast - 

 "There are three things I refuse to tolerate. Cowardice. Bad haircuts, and military insurrection. And it is unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these" 

The beauty of Frieza is that he always adds insult to injury - he doesn't just destroy you, but he also calls you a filthy monkey while doing so. This list is a good mix of brutal Frieza quotes and funny insults, but regardless of what your favorites are, vote them up below.

Three Things is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Frieza Quotes From DBZ
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Three Things

"There are three things I refuse to tolerate. Cowardice. Bad haircuts, and military insurrection. And it is unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these."

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Mighty Frieza is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Frieza Quotes From DBZ
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Mighty Frieza

"I doubt I need an introduction, but just in case, I am the mighty Frieza and yes, all the horrible stories you’ve heard are true."

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So Surprised is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Frieza Quotes From DBZ
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So Surprised

"Don’t look so surprised Vegeta! I’ll be right with you, but first I must exterminate the mighty midget."

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Struggle To Survive is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Frieza Quotes From DBZ
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Struggle To Survive

"Before you begin your pathetic struggle to survive, I should warn you. Your chance of winning is nonexistent."

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