Country Songs The Best Funny Country Songs  

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List Rules Vote up and add all of your favorite, funny country songs.

This list is all about funny country songs. Sometimes musicians need a break from singing about tough times and lost love, so they write something silly and fun. Some of these songs are completely ridiculously silly, while others are a little cheekier. One thing's for sure though: any of these songs will brighten your mood.

What are the funniest country songs? These are songs from top country artists such as Johnny Cash, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, and Roger Miller. Take a look through the list, and vote up all of the country songs that you think are the funniest and that you like the most. If you don't see your favorite, funny country song on here, feel free to add it.

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A Boy Named Sue See it's funny because boys aren't named Sue/ It's also funny because the song was written by longtime children's writer Shel Silverstein

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I'm Gonna Miss Her A man chooses a fish over his girlfriend in this Brad Paisley remorseful tune. That choice is ridiculous enough to make our list.

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All My Exes Live in Texas George Strait's song with a sense of humor about why the man can no longer visit the lone star state.

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Dang Me Old time funny country song about a guy who just keeps making the wrong choices.

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Bubba Shot the Jukebox Mark Chesnutt - You know that moment when you get too sad and runk for your own good and shoot the bar's jukebox? Right, us too! 

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Chug-a-Lug Funny song about home brewing, and the aftermath.

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Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo Drinking songs are usually pretty funny, especiallly when you're looking to go ten rounds with Jose cuervo

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grady-roberts added Red Solo Cup Toby Keith

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Josh Norman (JKabilly) added Online Brad Paisley

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SnarksBoojums added The Mississippi Squirrel Revival Ray Stevens

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Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox (If I Die) Joe Diffie - A song about a man so in love with his favorite bar he wants to weekend at bernies there when he dies.

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Some Beach Blake Shelton - This wacky song about mundane daily activities like a dentist visit makes Blake Shelton think of some beach.

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Redneck Woman This song has great funny lyrics about Walmart shopping and what other things make Gretchen WIlson a real redneck.

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You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly The title alone tells you why this Loretta Lynn song is on the list.

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Weed with Willie This song about smoking weed with Willie Nelson was never originally intended to be recorded. But really, who hasn't smoked weed with Willie?

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She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy Kenny Chesney - Oh, Kenny honey -- nobody thinks a tractor is sexy. But we think it's funny that you think they do.

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I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home Funny song about a wife who's thinking of turning her home into a bar, just so her husband will stay at home.

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Mr. Mom A song that puts dad at home with the kids in a comedy of errors.

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Celebrity Paisley song that pokes fun of celebrities and all their "hardships"

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One Piece at a Time A funny song about slowly stealing your dream car off the assembly line, one piece at a time.

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Elvira A funny take on a weird love story. by the Oak Ridge Boys

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Cleaning This Gun (Come on In Boy) Relatable song about an overprotective father getting ready for his daughter to date.

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I Pray for You Ironic song in which the narrator actually wishes harm to his ex.

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Brand New Girlfriend Funny song about a guy trying deperately to find a girl the opposite of his ex.

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Online Paisley song that pokes fun of stereotypical nerd in his mother's basement

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SnarksBoojums added How Do You Like Me Now?! Toby Keith

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SnarksBoojums added As Good As I Once Was

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Miguel Cervantes added Friends in Low Places Garth Brooks

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All My Friends Say A funny song about not being able to remember the next morning. Blacking out, it's hilarious

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John Deere Green Joe Diffie - A song about love among tractors. A true funny country song.

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iddiotmittens added Goin Through the Big D By Mark Chesnutt

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It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long This wildly inappropriate song from The Cherry Bombs makes the list for its, um - tongue and cheek humor, shall we say.

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Bartender Song A funny song about a

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Guys Do It All the Time Humorous song about women acting like men and going and out and getting drunk with no regard for anyone but themselves.

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Do You Want Fries with That Funny song about ending up working at a McDonald's

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Hicktown It's funny because someone has never been so proud to be a redneck as Jason Aldean, in this song.

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Did I Shave My Legs for This? It's a valid questions Deanna Carter asks in this song. It's a lot of work we women put in to looking nice. If it's not noticed then we won't even bother next time.

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Hillbilly Bone is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Funny Country Songs
Nicole Galbraith added hillbilly bone Blake Shelton

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You Look So Good in Love\\ George Strait - This song is so cheese-tastic that we couldn't help but think it's hilarious.

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One More Last Chance Funny song about a guy begging his woman for one more last chance after another screw up.

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Like My Dog ANother song about a man who loves his animals more than his significant other. Billy Currington wants his girlfriend to act like his dog in this charmer.

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anne-mott added I'll Think of a Reason Later Lee Ann Womack

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Nicole Galbraith added only prettier Miranda Lambert

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TomPrater added Put Another Log On the Fire

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Miguel Cervantes added One Piece at a Time

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iddiotmittens added She Just Started Liking Cheatin' Songs John Anderson

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They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore Aren't politically incorrect songs hilarious? This Kinky Friedman songs takes the humourous approach in dealing with uncomfortable issues like racism and anti-semitism.

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