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The Best Funny Country Songs 

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This list is all about funny country songs. Sometimes musicians need a break from singing about tough times and lost love, so they write something silly and fun. Some of these songs are completely ridiculously silly, while others are a little cheekier. One thing's for sure though: any of these songs will brighten your mood.

What are the funniest country songs? These are songs from top country artists such as Johnny Cash, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, and Roger Miller. Take a look through the list, and vote up all of the country songs that you think are the funniest and that you like the most. If you don't see your favorite, funny country song on here, feel free to add it.
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See it's funny because boys aren't named Sue/ It's also funny because the song was written by longtime children's writer Shel Silverstein
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A man chooses a fish over his girlfriend in this Brad Paisley remorseful tune. That choice is ridiculous enough to make our list.
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George Strait's song with a sense of humor about why the man can no longer visit the lone star state.
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Toby Keith
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Mark Chesnutt

You know that moment when you get too sad and drunk for your own good and shoot the bar's jukebox? Right, us too! 

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Ray Stevens
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Old time funny country song about a guy who just keeps making the wrong choices.
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Drinking songs are usually pretty funny, especiallly when you're looking to go ten rounds with Jose Cuervo

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Joe Diffie
A song about a man so in love with his favorite bar he wants to weekend at bernies there when he dies.
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The title alone tells you why this Loretta Lynn song is on the list.
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Funny song about home brewing, and the aftermath.
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Funny song about a wife who's thinking of turning her home into a bar, just so her husband will stay at home.
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Garth Brooks
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Blake Shelton
This wacky song about mundane daily activities like a dentist visit makes Blake Shelton think of some beach.
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A funny take on a weird love story. by the Oak Ridge Boys
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Toby Keith
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This song has great funny lyrics about Walmart shopping and what other things make Gretchen WIlson a real redneck.
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A funny song about slowly stealing your dream car off the assembly line, one piece at a time.
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This song about smoking weed with Willie Nelson was never originally intended to be recorded. But really, who hasn't smoked weed with Willie?
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Brad Paisley
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Kenny Chesney
Oh, Kenny honey -- nobody thinks a tractor is sexy. But we think it's funny that you think they do.
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Relatable song about an overprotective father getting ready for his daughter to date.
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Ironic song in which the narrator actually wishes harm to his ex.