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The Best Funny Country Songs

Updated April 25, 2020 11.8k votes 2.1k voters 190.6k views90 items

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This list is all about funny country songs. Sometimes musicians need a break from singing about tough times and lost love, so they write something silly and fun. Some of these songs are completely ridiculously silly, while others are a little cheekier. One thing's for sure though: any of these songs will brighten your mood.

What are the funniest country songs? These are songs from top country artists such as Johnny Cash, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, and Roger Miller. Take a look through the list, and vote up all of the country songs that you think are the funniest and that you like the most. If you don't see your favorite, funny country song on here, feel free to add it.

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A Boy Named Sue
See it's funny because boys aren't named Sue/ It's also funny because the song was written by longtime children's writer Shel Silverstein
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I'm Gonna Miss Her
A man chooses a fish over his girlfriend in this Brad Paisley remorseful tune. That choice is ridiculous enough to make our list.
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All My Exes Live in Texas
George Strait's song with a sense of humor about why the man can no longer visit the lone star state.
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Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox (If I Die)
A song about a man so in love with his favorite bar he wants to weekend at bernies there when he dies.
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The Mississippi Squirrel Revival
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Dang Me
Old time funny country song about a guy who just keeps making the wrong choices.
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Bubba Shot the Jukebox
You know that moment when you get too sad and drunk for your own good and shoot the bar's jukebox? Right, us too!

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#90 of 325 The Best Upbeat Country Songs#143 of 603 The Best Country Songs of The '90s
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Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo
Drinking songs are usually pretty funny, especiallly when you're looking to go ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
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Friends in Low Places
More Friends in Low Places
#2898 of 3,867 The Best Songs Of All Time, Ranked#32 of 176 The Best Classic Country Songs
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Red Solo Cup
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#5 of 44 The Best Country Songs About Alcohol#18 of 57 The Best Country Songs About Drinking
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You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
The title alone tells you why this Loretta Lynn song is on the list.
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As Good As I Once Was
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Chug-a-Lug
Funny song about home brewing, and the aftermath.

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I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home
Funny song about a wife who's thinking of turning her home into a bar, just so her husband will stay at home.
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Some Beach
This wacky song about mundane daily activities like a dentist visit makes Blake Shelton think of some beach.
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#25 of 51 The Best Country Songs About Water#21 of 75 The Best Songs About The Beach
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Elvira
A funny take on a weird love story. by the Oak Ridge Boys
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One Piece at a Time
A funny song about slowly stealing your dream car off the assembly line, one piece at a time.
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I Pray for You
Ironic song in which the narrator actually wishes harm to his ex.
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Redneck Woman
This song has great funny lyrics about Walmart shopping and what other things make Gretchen WIlson a real redneck.
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How Do You Like Me Now?!
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That's My Story and I'm Stickin' to It
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Weed with Willie
This song about smoking weed with Willie Nelson was never originally intended to be recorded. But really, who hasn't smoked weed with Willie?
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She Got The Goldmine (I Got The Shaft)

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Cleaning This Gun (Come on In Boy)
Relatable song about an overprotective father getting ready for his daughter to date.
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She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Oh, Kenny honey -- nobody thinks a tractor is sexy. But we think it's funny that you think they do.