List Rules Vote up the funniest captions from Futurama's opening titles.
Everybody loves a good TV theme song, but The Simpsons upped the ante by adding their signature chalkboard and couch gags to each opening. Matt Groening's second series, the hilarious sci-fi comedy Futurama, followed suit by adding unique opening captions to every title sequence. With 140 episodes (and three specials), there have been a lot of hilarious Futurama opening credits, and this list ranks them all.
Of course, if you don't like the way the best Futurama captions are ranked, you can vote your favorites (and least favorites!) up or down. You can also rerank the whole list if you want to start from scratch. All Futurama opening title captions are listed here, so this is kind of like a votable Futurama wiki. Neat!
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1
403 52
Any resemblance to actual future is purely coincidentalSeason 7, Episode 14, "Forty Percent Leadbelly"
2
442 66
When you see the robot, drink!Season 4, Episode 3, "Love and Rocket"
3
337 47
Not a substitute for human interactionSeason 2, Episode 19, "The Cryonic Woman"
4
337 48
Please rise for the Futurama theme songSeason 3, Episode 9, "The Cyber House Rules"
5
342 50
Soon to be a major religionSeason 4, Episode 4, "Less Than Hero"
6
348 52
Not the episode with the dead dogSeason 7, Episode 25, "Stench and Stenchability"
7
334 50
Not sure if new episode or just rerun of episode I watched drunkSeason 7, Episode 1, "The Bots and the Bees"
8
267 34
You can't prove it won't happenSeason 4, Episode 14, "Obsoletely Fabulous"
9
298 43
Featuring a new invisible character who doesn't speakSeason 7, Episode 21, "Assie Come Home"
10
211 24
Tell your parents it's educationalSeason 7, Episode 13, "Naturama"
11
326 54
Presented in double vision (where drunk)Season 1, Episode 7, "My Three Suns"
12
210 28
Painstakingly drawn before a live audienceSeason 2, Episode 16, "Anthology of Interest I"
13
232 36
For proper viewing, take red pill nowSeason 3, Episode 14, "Time Keeps on Slippin'"
14
217 33
Featuring gratuitous alien nuditySeason 1, Episode 5, "Fear of a Bot Planet"
15
220 38
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really coolSeason 3, Episode 12, "The Route of All Evil"
16
210 36
Penetrates even the thickest foil hatSeason 6, Episode 21, "Yo Leela Leela"
17
220 40
0100100001101001 ["Hi" in binary]Season 5, Episode 7, "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3"
18
185 29
A show out of ideas teams up with a show out of episodes Simpsons cross-over episode "Simpsorama"
19
199 34
This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screenSeason 2, Episode 9, "A Bicyclops Built for Two"
20
203 38
Fun for the whole family except grandma and grandpaSeason 3, Episode 19, "Roswell That Ends Well"
21
232 51
From the makers of "Futurama"Season 2, Episode 3, "A Head in the Polls"
22
182 32
Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgerySeason 2, Episode 17, "War Is the H-Word"
23
175 31
The show that watches backSeason 2, Episode 6, "The Lesser of Two Evils"
24
187 36
Based on a true storySeason 2, Episode 4, "Xmas Story"
25
195 40
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