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Every Opening Caption from Every Single Futurama Episode
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Vote up the funniest captions from Futurama's opening titles.
Everybody loves a good TV theme song, but The Simpsons upped the ante by adding their signature chalkboard and couch gags to each opening. Matt Groening's second series, the hilarious sci-fi comedy Futurama, followed suit by adding unique opening captions to every title sequence. With 140 episodes (and three specials), there have been a lot of hilarious Futurama opening credits, and this list ranks them all.
Of course, if you don't like the way the best Futurama captions are ranked, you can vote your favorites (and least favorites!) up or down. You can also rerank the whole list if you want to start from scratch. All Futurama opening title captions are listed here, so this is kind of like a votable Futurama wiki. Neat!list ordered by
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You can't prove it won't happen
Season 4, Episode 14, "Obsoletely Fabulous" - 2
Not a substitute for human interaction
Season 2, Episode 19, "The Cryonic Woman" - 3
Soon to be a major religion
Season 4, Episode 4, "Less Than Hero" - 4
Featuring a new invisible character who doesn't speak
Season 7, Episode 21, "Assie Come Home" - 5
Not sure if new episode or just rerun of episode I watched drunk
Season 7, Episode 1, "The Bots and the Bees" - 6
Tell your parents it's educational
Season 7, Episode 13, "Naturama" - 7
Any resemblance to actual future is purely coincidental
Season 7, Episode 14, "Forty Percent Leadbelly" - 8
Coming soon to an illegal DVD
Season 2, Episode 10, "A Clone of My Own" - 9
Not the episode with the dead dog
Season 7, Episode 25, "Stench and Stenchability" - 10
Painstakingly drawn before a live audience
Season 2, Episode 16, "Anthology of Interest I" - 11
The show that watches back
Season 2, Episode 6, "The Lesser of Two Evils" - 12
Made from 100% recycled pixels
Season 7, Episode 3, "Decision 3012" - 13
When you see the robot, drink!
Season 4, Episode 3, "Love and Rocket" - 14
Proudly made on Earth
Season 1, Episode 12, "When Aliens Attack" - 15
Penetrates even the thickest foil hat
Season 6, Episode 21, "Yo Leela Leela" - 16
No humans were probed in the making of this episode
Season 3, Episode 15, "I Dated a Robot" - 17
Featuring gratuitous alien nudity
Season 1, Episode 5, "Fear of a Bot Planet" - 18
Please rise for the Futurama theme song
Season 3, Episode 9, "The Cyber House Rules" - 19
50% more colors than bargain-brand cartoons
Season 7, Episode 8, "Fun on a Bun" - 20
Today's episode brought to you by the letter [in alien alphabet] O
Season 7, Episode 11, "31st Century Fox" - 21
#1 rated show in Universe 3
Season 7, Episode 24, "Murder on the Planet Express" - 22
0100100001101001 ["Hi" in binary]
Season 5, Episode 7, "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3" - 23
It just won't stay dead!
Season 5, Episode 1, "Bender's Big Score Part 1" - 24
For proper viewing, take red pill now
Season 3, Episode 14, "Time Keeps on Slippin'" - 25
Known to cause insanity in laboratory mice
Season 4, Episode 8, "Crimes of the Hot"