cartoons Every Opening Caption from Every Single Futurama Episode  

Greg Hahn
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List Rules Vote up the funniest captions from Futurama's opening titles.

Everybody loves a good TV theme song, but The Simpsons upped the ante by adding their signature chalkboard and couch gags to each opening. Matt Groening's second series, the hilarious sci-fi comedy Futurama, followed suit by adding unique opening captions to every title sequence. With 140 episodes (and three specials), there have been a lot of hilarious Futurama opening credits, and this list ranks them all.

Of course, if you don't like the way the best Futurama captions are ranked, you can vote your favorites (and least favorites!) up or down. You can also rerank the whole list if you want to start from scratch. All Futurama opening title captions are listed here, so this is kind of like a votable Futurama wiki. Neat!

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Any resemblance to actual future is purely coincidental Season 7, Episode 14, "Forty Percent Leadbelly"

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427 64
When you see the robot, drink! Season 4, Episode 3, "Love and Rocket"

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331 49
Soon to be a major religion Season 4, Episode 4, "Less Than Hero"

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331 49
Not the episode with the dead dog Season 7, Episode 25, "Stench and Stenchability"

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325 48
Not sure if new episode or just rerun of episode I watched drunk Season 7, Episode 1, "The Bots and the Bees"

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320 47
Not a substitute for human interaction Season 2, Episode 19, "The Cryonic Woman"

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317 48
Please rise for the Futurama theme song Season 3, Episode 9, "The Cyber House Rules"

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253 32
You can't prove it won't happen Season 4, Episode 14, "Obsoletely Fabulous"

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284 42
Featuring a new invisible character who doesn't speak Season 7, Episode 21, "Assie Come Home"

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200 22
Tell your parents it's educational Season 7, Episode 13, "Naturama"

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318 53
Presented in double vision (where drunk) Season 1, Episode 7, "My Three Suns"

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199 27
Painstakingly drawn before a live audience Season 2, Episode 16, "Anthology of Interest I"

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210 31
Featuring gratuitous alien nudity Season 1, Episode 5, "Fear of a Bot Planet"

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222 35
For proper viewing, take red pill now Season 3, Episode 14, "Time Keeps on Slippin'"

The Best Futurama Episodes of All Time

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211 36
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool Season 3, Episode 12, "The Route of All Evil"

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200 35
Penetrates even the thickest foil hat Season 6, Episode 21, "Yo Leela Leela"

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211 40
0100100001101001 ["Hi" in binary] Season 5, Episode 7, "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3"

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174 28
A show out of ideas teams up with a show out of episodes Simpsons cross-over episode "Simpsorama"

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190 34
This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen Season 2, Episode 9, "A Bicyclops Built for Two"

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Fun for the whole family except grandma and grandpa Season 3, Episode 19, "Roswell That Ends Well"

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182 33
Based on a true story Season 2, Episode 4, "Xmas Story"

The Best Anime Series of All Time

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223 50
From the makers of "Futurama" Season 2, Episode 3, "A Head in the Polls"

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173 32
Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery Season 2, Episode 17, "War Is the H-Word"

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190 40
Loading... Season 1, Episode 6, "A Fishful of Dollars"

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167 31
The show that watches back Season 2, Episode 6, "The Lesser of Two Evils"

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134 20
Soon to be a hit television show Season 6, Episode 25, "Overclockwise"

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If unable to see this message, turn on Futurama now Season 7, Episode 23, "Game of Tones"

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142 23
Federal law prohibits changing the channel Season 3, Episode 13, "Bendin' in the Wind"

10 Reasons Why Futurama Is Fundamentally Better Than The Simpsons

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No humans were probed in the making of this episode Season 3, Episode 15, "I Dated a Robot"

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147 25
As seen on TV Season 1, Episode 3, "I, Roommate"

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172 35
Condemned by the Space Pope Season 1, Episode 9, "Hell Is Other Robots"

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135 23
We are following you, but not on Twitter Season 6, Episode 24, "Cold Warriors"

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126 20
Made from 100% recycled pixels Season 7, Episode 3, "Decision 3012"

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139 25
Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999 Season 4, Episode 6, "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"

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Coming soon to an illegal DVD Season 2, Episode 10, "A Clone of My Own"

Infuriating Images That Will Trigger You

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As foretold by Nostradamus Season 2, Episode 11, "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"

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150 32
Live from Omicron Persei 8 Season 1, Episode 13, "Fry and the Slurm Factory"

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149 36
If accidentally watched, induce vomiting Season 3, Episode 22, "The 30% Iron Chef"

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122 23
Avenge us Season 7, Episode 26, "Meanwhile"

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Others ask, "What if?" We ask, "Why if." Season 6, Episode 17, "Benderama"

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142 35
In Hypno-Vision Season 1, Episode 2, "The Series Has Landed"

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116 23
Beats a hard kick in the face Season 4, Episode 15, "The Farnsworth Paradox"

Rick And Morty Is Better Than Futurama And We Can Prove It

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115 23
The flames in your TV are not part of the show Season 5, Episode 9, "Bender's Game Part 1"

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For the sophisticated shut-in Season 6, Episode 16, "Law and Oracle"

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Put on 3-D monocle now Season 6, Episode 5, "The Duh-Vinci Code"

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122 28
Spoiler alert: robots and whatnot Season 7, Episode 22, "Leela and the Genestalk"

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101 18
Thanks for watching, Futurama slave army! [Written in alien alphabet] Season 4, Episode 17, "Spanish Fry"

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110 22
It just won't stay dead! Season 5, Episode 1, "Bender's Big Score Part 1"

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108 21
If not entertaining, write your congressman Season 3, Episode 2, "Parasites Lost"

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Ask your doctor if Futurama is right for you Season 7, Episode 2, "A Farewell to Arms"