List Rules Vote up the funniest captions from Futurama's opening titles.
Everybody loves a good TV theme song, but The Simpsons upped the ante by adding their signature chalkboard and couch gags to each opening. Matt Groening's second series, the hilarious sci-fi comedy Futurama, followed suit by adding unique opening captions to every title sequence. With 140 episodes (and three specials), there have been a lot of hilarious Futurama opening credits, and this list ranks them all.
Of course, if you don't like the way the best Futurama captions are ranked, you can vote your favorites (and least favorites!) up or down. You can also rerank the whole list if you want to start from scratch. All Futurama opening title captions are listed here, so this is kind of like a votable Futurama wiki. Neat!
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389 52
Any resemblance to actual future is purely coincidental Season 7, Episode 14, "Forty Percent Leadbelly"
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432 65
When you see the robot, drink! Season 4, Episode 3, "Love and Rocket"
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327 47
Not a substitute for human interaction Season 2, Episode 19, "The Cryonic Woman"
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336 50
Soon to be a major religion Season 4, Episode 4, "Less Than Hero"
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336 50
Not the episode with the dead dog Season 7, Episode 25, "Stench and Stenchability"
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329 49
Not sure if new episode or just rerun of episode I watched drunk Season 7, Episode 1, "The Bots and the Bees"
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324 48
Please rise for the Futurama theme song Season 3, Episode 9, "The Cyber House Rules"
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258 33
You can't prove it won't happen Season 4, Episode 14, "Obsoletely Fabulous"
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289 42
Featuring a new invisible character who doesn't speak Season 7, Episode 21, "Assie Come Home"
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205 23
Tell your parents it's educational Season 7, Episode 13, "Naturama"
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320 54
Presented in double vision (where drunk) Season 1, Episode 7, "My Three Suns"
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204 27
Painstakingly drawn before a live audience Season 2, Episode 16, "Anthology of Interest I"
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226 36
For proper viewing, take red pill now Season 3, Episode 14, "Time Keeps on Slippin'"
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212 32
Featuring gratuitous alien nudity Season 1, Episode 5, "Fear of a Bot Planet"
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214 37
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool Season 3, Episode 12, "The Route of All Evil"
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215 40
0100100001101001 ["Hi" in binary] Season 5, Episode 7, "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3"
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202 36
Penetrates even the thickest foil hat Season 6, Episode 21, "Yo Leela Leela"
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178 29
A show out of ideas teams up with a show out of episodes Simpsons cross-over episode "Simpsorama"
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193 34
This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen Season 2, Episode 9, "A Bicyclops Built for Two"
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198 37
Fun for the whole family except grandma and grandpa Season 3, Episode 19, "Roswell That Ends Well"
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227 50
From the makers of "Futurama" Season 2, Episode 3, "A Head in the Polls"
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185 34
Based on a true story Season 2, Episode 4, "Xmas Story"
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177 32
Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery Season 2, Episode 17, "War Is the H-Word"
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192 40
Loading... Season 1, Episode 6, "A Fishful of Dollars"
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169 31
The show that watches back Season 2, Episode 6, "The Lesser of Two Evils"
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144 23
Federal law prohibits changing the channel Season 3, Episode 13, "Bendin' in the Wind"
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157 28
If unable to see this message, turn on Futurama now Season 7, Episode 23, "Game of Tones"
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175 35
Condemned by the Space Pope Season 1, Episode 9, "Hell Is Other Robots"
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135 21
Soon to be a hit television show Season 6, Episode 25, "Overclockwise"
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149 26
As seen on TV Season 1, Episode 3, "I, Roommate"
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160 30
No humans were probed in the making of this episode Season 3, Episode 15, "I Dated a Robot"
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138 24
We are following you, but not on Twitter Season 6, Episode 24, "Cold Warriors"
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141 26
Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999 Season 4, Episode 6, "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
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153 32
Live from Omicron Persei 8 Season 1, Episode 13, "Fry and the Slurm Factory"
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127 22
Made from 100% recycled pixels Season 7, Episode 3, "Decision 3012"
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120 20
Coming soon to an illegal DVD Season 2, Episode 10, "A Clone of My Own"
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149 33
As foretold by Nostradamus Season 2, Episode 11, "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"
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151 37
If accidentally watched, induce vomiting Season 3, Episode 22, "The 30% Iron Chef"
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145 35
In Hypno-Vision Season 1, Episode 2, "The Series Has Landed"
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123 25
Avenge us Season 7, Episode 26, "Meanwhile"
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103 17
For the sophisticated shut-in Season 6, Episode 16, "Law and Oracle"
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90 13
Put on 3-D monocle now Season 6, Episode 5, "The Duh-Vinci Code"
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118 24
Beats a hard kick in the face Season 4, Episode 15, "The Farnsworth Paradox"
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117 24
The flames in your TV are not part of the show Season 5, Episode 9, "Bender's Game Part 1"
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111 21
Others ask, "What if?" We ask, "Why if." Season 6, Episode 17, "Benderama"
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111 21
If not entertaining, write your congressman Season 3, Episode 2, "Parasites Lost"
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103 18
Thanks for watching, Futurama slave army! [Written in alien alphabet] Season 4, Episode 17, "Spanish Fry"
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124 28
Spoiler alert: robots and whatnot Season 7, Episode 22, "Leela and the Genestalk"
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112 23
It just won't stay dead! Season 5, Episode 1, "Bender's Big Score Part 1"
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131 34
Made you look! Season 6, Episode 6, "Lethal Inspection"
