film Every Opening Caption from Every Single Futurama Episode  

Greg Hahn
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List Rules Vote up the funniest captions from Futurama's opening titles.

Everybody loves a good TV theme song, but The Simpsons upped the ante by adding their signature chalkboard and couch gags to each opening. Matt Groening's second series, the hilarious sci-fi comedy Futurama, followed suit by adding unique opening captions to every title sequence. With 140 episodes (and three specials), there have been a lot of hilarious Futurama opening credits, and this list ranks them all.

Of course, if you don't like the way the best Futurama captions are ranked, you can vote your favorites (and least favorites!) up or down. You can also rerank the whole list if you want to start from scratch. All Futurama opening title captions are listed here, so this is kind of like a votable Futurama wiki. Neat!
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414 61
When you see the robot, drink! Season 4, Episode 3, "Love and Rocket"

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2
371 51
Any resemblance to actual future is purely coincidental Season 7, Episode 14, "Forty Percent Leadbelly"

3
311 43
Not a substitute for human interaction Season 2, Episode 19, "The Cryonic Woman"

4
318 46
Not the episode with the dead dog Season 7, Episode 25, "Stench and Stenchability"

5
317 47
Soon to be a major religion Season 4, Episode 4, "Less Than Hero"

6
312 46
Not sure if new episode or just rerun of episode I watched drunk Season 7, Episode 1, "The Bots and the Bees"

7
305 45
Please rise for the Futurama theme song Season 3, Episode 9, "The Cyber House Rules"

8
240 31
You can't prove it won't happen Season 4, Episode 14, "Obsoletely Fabulous"

9
311 50
Presented in double vision (where drunk) Season 1, Episode 7, "My Three Suns"

10
187 20
Tell your parents it's educational Season 7, Episode 13, "Naturama"

11
275 42
Featuring a new invisible character who doesn't speak Season 7, Episode 21, "Assie Come Home"

12
204 29
Featuring gratuitous alien nudity Season 1, Episode 5, "Fear of a Bot Planet"

13
190 26
Painstakingly drawn before a live audience Season 2, Episode 16, "Anthology of Interest I"

14
213 33
For proper viewing, take red pill now Season 3, Episode 14, "Time Keeps on Slippin'"

15
203 33
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool Season 3, Episode 12, "The Route of All Evil"

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192 30
Penetrates even the thickest foil hat Season 6, Episode 21, "Yo Leela Leela"

17
185 30
This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen Season 2, Episode 9, "A Bicyclops Built for Two"

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164 26
A show out of ideas teams up with a show out of episodes Simpsons cross-over episode "Simpsorama"

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176 30
Based on a true story Season 2, Episode 4, "Xmas Story"

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203 40
0100100001101001 ["Hi" in binary] Season 5, Episode 7, "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3"

21
187 35
Fun for the whole family except grandma and grandpa Season 3, Episode 19, "Roswell That Ends Well"

22
215 47
From the makers of "Futurama" Season 2, Episode 3, "A Head in the Polls"

23
183 36
Loading... Season 1, Episode 6, "A Fishful of Dollars"

24
166 31
Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery Season 2, Episode 17, "War Is the H-Word"

25
154 27
No humans were probed in the making of this episode Season 3, Episode 15, "I Dated a Robot"

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141 23
As seen on TV Season 1, Episode 3, "I, Roommate"

27
127 19
Soon to be a hit television show Season 6, Episode 25, "Overclockwise"

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148 26
If unable to see this message, turn on Futurama now Season 7, Episode 23, "Game of Tones"

29
159 30
The show that watches back Season 2, Episode 6, "The Lesser of Two Evils"

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166 33
Condemned by the Space Pope Season 1, Episode 9, "Hell Is Other Robots"

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130 21
We are following you, but not on Twitter Season 6, Episode 24, "Cold Warriors"

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134 23
Federal law prohibits changing the channel Season 3, Episode 13, "Bendin' in the Wind"

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145 30
As foretold by Nostradamus Season 2, Episode 11, "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"

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119 20
Made from 100% recycled pixels Season 7, Episode 3, "Decision 3012"

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113 18
Coming soon to an illegal DVD Season 2, Episode 10, "A Clone of My Own"

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130 24
Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999 Season 4, Episode 6, "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"

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145 31
Live from Omicron Persei 8 Season 1, Episode 13, "Fry and the Slurm Factory"

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143 36
If accidentally watched, induce vomiting Season 3, Episode 22, "The 30% Iron Chef"

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137 35
In Hypno-Vision Season 1, Episode 2, "The Series Has Landed"

40
111 22
The flames in your TV are not part of the show Season 5, Episode 9, "Bender's Game Part 1"

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104 19
Others ask, "What if?" We ask, "Why if." Season 6, Episode 17, "Benderama"

42
112 23
Avenge us Season 7, Episode 26, "Meanwhile"

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112 23
Beats a hard kick in the face Season 4, Episode 15, "The Farnsworth Paradox"

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105 20
If not entertaining, write your congressman Season 3, Episode 2, "Parasites Lost"

45
97 17
Thanks for watching, Futurama slave army! [Written in alien alphabet] Season 4, Episode 17, "Spanish Fry"

46
85 13
Ask your doctor if Futurama is right for you Season 7, Episode 2, "A Farewell to Arms"

47
106 21
It just won't stay dead! Season 5, Episode 1, "Bender's Big Score Part 1"

48
96 17
>>Not Y3K Compliant<< Season 2, Episode 2, "Brannigan, Begin Again"

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101 19
The Proud Result of Prison Labor Season 5, Episode 5, "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 1"

50
118 28
Spoiler alert: robots and whatnot Season 7, Episode 22, "Leela and the Genestalk"