Best Captions from the Futurama Opening Titles

Everybody loves a good TV theme song, but The Simpsons upped the ante by adding their signature chalkboard and couch gags to each opening. Matt Groening's second series, the hilarious sci-fi comedy Futurama, followed suit by adding unique opening captions to every title sequence. With 140 episodes (and three specials), there have been a lot of hilarious Futurama opening credits, and this list ranks them all.

Of course, if you don't like the way the best Futurama captions are ranked, you can vote your favorites (and least favorites!) up or down. You can also rerank the whole list if you want to start from scratch. All Futurama opening title captions are listed here, so this is kind of like a votable Futurama wiki. Neat!

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Any resemblance to actual future is purely coincidental

Season 7, Episode 14, "Forty Percent Leadbelly"

When you see the robot, drink!

Season 4, Episode 3, "Love and Rocket"

Not the episode with the dead dog

Season 7, Episode 25, "Stench and Stenchability"

Soon to be a major religion

Season 4, Episode 4, "Less Than Hero"

Not sure if new episode or just rerun of episode I watched drunk

Season 7, Episode 1, "The Bots and the Bees"

Please rise for the Futurama theme song

Season 3, Episode 9, "The Cyber House Rules"

Featuring a new invisible character who doesn't speak

Season 7, Episode 21, "Assie Come Home"

You can't prove it won't happen

Season 4, Episode 14, "Obsoletely Fabulous"

Presented in double vision (where drunk)

Season 1, Episode 7, "My Three Suns"

Tell your parents it's educational

Season 7, Episode 13, "Naturama"

Painstakingly drawn before a live audience

Season 2, Episode 16, "Anthology of Interest I"

For proper viewing, take red pill now

Season 3, Episode 14, "Time Keeps on Slippin'"

Featuring gratuitous alien nudity

Season 1, Episode 5, "Fear of a Bot Planet"

0100100001101001 ["Hi" in binary]

Season 5, Episode 7, "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3"

Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool

Season 3, Episode 12, "The Route of All Evil"

From the makers of "Futurama"

Season 2, Episode 3, "A Head in the Polls"

Penetrates even the thickest foil hat

Season 6, Episode 21, "Yo Leela Leela"

This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen

Season 2, Episode 9, "A Bicyclops Built for Two"

The show that watches back

Season 2, Episode 6, "The Lesser of Two Evils"

Fun for the whole family except grandma and grandpa

Season 3, Episode 19, "Roswell That Ends Well"

A show out of ideas teams up with a show out of episodes

Simpsons cross-over episode "Simpsorama"

Based on a true story

Season 2, Episode 4, "Xmas Story"

Season 1, Episode 6, "A Fishful of Dollars"

No humans were probed in the making of this episode

Season 3, Episode 15, "I Dated a Robot"