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Every Opening Caption from Every Single Futurama Episode

List RulesVote up the funniest captions from Futurama's opening titles.

Everybody loves a good TV theme song, but The Simpsons upped the ante by adding their signature chalkboard and couch gags to each opening. Matt Groening's second series, the hilarious sci-fi comedy Futurama, followed suit by adding unique opening captions to every title sequence. With 140 episodes (and three specials), there have been a lot of hilarious Futurama opening credits, and this list ranks them all.

Of course, if you don't like the way the best Futurama captions are ranked, you can vote your favorites (and least favorites!) up or down. You can also rerank the whole list if you want to start from scratch. All Futurama opening title captions are listed here, so this is kind of like a votable Futurama wiki. Neat!
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  • 1
    496
    55

    Not a substitute for human interaction

    Season 2, Episode 19, "The Cryonic Woman"
  • 2
    493
    55

    Soon to be a major religion

    Season 4, Episode 4, "Less Than Hero"
  • 3
    416
    46

    Featuring a new invisible character who doesn't speak

    Season 7, Episode 21, "Assie Come Home"
  • 4
    416
    46

    You can't prove it won't happen

    Season 4, Episode 14, "Obsoletely Fabulous"
  • 5
    484
    60

    Not sure if new episode or just rerun of episode I watched drunk

    Season 7, Episode 1, "The Bots and the Bees"
  • 6
    305
    35

    Tell your parents it's educational

    Season 7, Episode 13, "Naturama"
  • 7
    586
    78

    Any resemblance to actual future is purely coincidental

    Season 7, Episode 14, "Forty Percent Leadbelly"
  • 8
    191
    22

    Coming soon to an illegal DVD

    Season 2, Episode 10, "A Clone of My Own"
  • 9
    259
    32

    The show that watches back

    Season 2, Episode 6, "The Lesser of Two Evils"
  • 10
    555
    80

    Not the episode with the dead dog

    Season 7, Episode 25, "Stench and Stenchability"
  • 11
    316
    42

    Painstakingly drawn before a live audience

    Season 2, Episode 16, "Anthology of Interest I"
  • 12
    100
    11

    Today's episode brought to you by the letter [in alien alphabet] O

    Season 7, Episode 11, "31st Century Fox"
  • 13
    540
    83

    When you see the robot, drink!

    Season 4, Episode 3, "Love and Rocket"
  • 14
    95
    11

    Broadcast simultaneously one year in the future

    Season 3, Episode 4, "The Luck of the Fryrish"
  • 15
    174
    23

    Made from 100% recycled pixels

    Season 7, Episode 3, "Decision 3012"
  • 16
    141
    18

    Ask your doctor if Futurama is right for you

    Season 7, Episode 2, "A Farewell to Arms"
  • 17
    281
    41

    Featuring gratuitous alien nudity

    Season 1, Episode 5, "Fear of a Bot Planet"
  • 18
    119
    15

    #1 rated show in Universe 3

    Season 7, Episode 24, "Murder on the Planet Express"
  • 19
    138
    18

    Thanks for watching, Futurama slave army! [Written in alien alphabet]

    Season 4, Episode 17, "Spanish Fry"
  • 20
    258
    38

    Penetrates even the thickest foil hat

    Season 6, Episode 21, "Yo Leela Leela"
  • 21
    425
    68

    Please rise for the Futurama theme song

    Season 3, Episode 9, "The Cyber House Rules"
  • 22
    216
    31

    No humans were probed in the making of this episode

    Season 3, Episode 15, "I Dated a Robot"
  • 23
    116
    15

    Proudly made on Earth

    Season 1, Episode 12, "When Aliens Attack"
  • 24
    284
    43

    0100100001101001 ["Hi" in binary]

    Season 5, Episode 7, "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3"
  • 25
    107
    14

    Put on 2-D glasses now

    Season 7, Episode 15, "2-D Blacktop"