VOTE Every Opening Caption from Every Single Futurama Episode  

Greg Hahn
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List Rules Vote up the funniest captions from Futurama's opening titles.

Everybody loves a good TV theme song, but The Simpsons upped the ante by adding their signature chalkboard and couch gags to each opening. Matt Groening's second series, the hilarious sci-fi comedy Futurama, followed suit by adding unique opening captions to every title sequence. With 140 episodes (and three specials), there have been a lot of hilarious Futurama opening credits, and this list ranks them all.

Of course, if you don't like the way the best Futurama captions are ranked, you can vote your favorites (and least favorites!) up or down. You can also rerank the whole list if you want to start from scratch. All Futurama opening title captions are listed here, so this is kind of like a votable Futurama wiki. Neat!
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1
437 60
Any resemblance to actual future is purely coincidental
Season 7, Episode 14, "Forty Percent Leadbelly"

2
477 70
When you see the robot, drink!
Season 4, Episode 3, "Love and Rocket"

3
367 50
Not a substitute for human interaction
Season 2, Episode 19, "The Cryonic Woman"

4
370 51
Soon to be a major religion
Season 4, Episode 4, "Less Than Hero"

5
360 51
Please rise for the Futurama theme song
Season 3, Episode 9, "The Cyber House Rules"

6
383 57
Not the episode with the dead dog
Season 7, Episode 25, "Stench and Stenchability"

7
361 53
Not sure if new episode or just rerun of episode I watched drunk
Season 7, Episode 1, "The Bots and the Bees"

8
289 36
You can't prove it won't happen
Season 4, Episode 14, "Obsoletely Fabulous"

9
317 45
Featuring a new invisible character who doesn't speak
Season 7, Episode 21, "Assie Come Home"

10
342 58
Presented in double vision (where drunk)
Season 1, Episode 7, "My Three Suns"

11
223 27
Tell your parents it's educational
Season 7, Episode 13, "Naturama"

12
225 29
Painstakingly drawn before a live audience
Season 2, Episode 16, "Anthology of Interest I"

13
230 34
Featuring gratuitous alien nudity
Season 1, Episode 5, "Fear of a Bot Planet"

14
239 37
For proper viewing, take red pill now
Season 3, Episode 14, "Time Keeps on Slippin'"

15
231 39
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool
Season 3, Episode 12, "The Route of All Evil"

16
228 41
0100100001101001 ["Hi" in binary]
Season 5, Episode 7, "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3"

17
191 30
A show out of ideas teams up with a show out of episodes
Simpsons cross-over episode "Simpsorama"

18
214 38
Penetrates even the thickest foil hat
Season 6, Episode 21, "Yo Leela Leela"

19
203 35
This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen
Season 2, Episode 9, "A Bicyclops Built for Two"

20
207 38
Fun for the whole family except grandma and grandpa
Season 3, Episode 19, "Roswell That Ends Well"

21
241 53
From the makers of "Futurama"
Season 2, Episode 3, "A Head in the Polls"

22
187 33
Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery
Season 2, Episode 17, "War Is the H-Word"

23
179 31
The show that watches back
Season 2, Episode 6, "The Lesser of Two Evils"

24
153 24
Federal law prohibits changing the channel
Season 3, Episode 13, "Bendin' in the Wind"

25
201 42
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Season 1, Episode 6, "A Fishful of Dollars"