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Every Opening Caption from Every Single Futurama Episode

List RulesVote up the funniest captions from Futurama's opening titles.

Everybody loves a good TV theme song, but The Simpsons upped the ante by adding their signature chalkboard and couch gags to each opening. Matt Groening's second series, the hilarious sci-fi comedy Futurama, followed suit by adding unique opening captions to every title sequence. With 140 episodes (and three specials), there have been a lot of hilarious Futurama opening credits, and this list ranks them all.

Of course, if you don't like the way the best Futurama captions are ranked, you can vote your favorites (and least favorites!) up or down. You can also rerank the whole list if you want to start from scratch. All Futurama opening title captions are listed here, so this is kind of like a votable Futurama wiki. Neat!
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  • 1
    514
    57

    Not a substitute for human interaction

    Season 2, Episode 19, "The Cryonic Woman"
  • 2
    606
    82

    Any resemblance to actual future is purely coincidental

    Season 7, Episode 14, "Forty Percent Leadbelly"
  • 3
    507
    59

    Soon to be a major religion

    Season 4, Episode 4, "Less Than Hero"
  • 4
    502
    62

    Not sure if new episode or just rerun of episode I watched drunk

    Season 7, Episode 1, "The Bots and the Bees"
  • 5
    576
    83

    Not the episode with the dead dog

    Season 7, Episode 25, "Stench and Stenchability"
  • 6
    435
    49

    You can't prove it won't happen

    Season 4, Episode 14, "Obsoletely Fabulous"
  • 7
    432
    49

    Featuring a new invisible character who doesn't speak

    Season 7, Episode 21, "Assie Come Home"
  • 8
    563
    87

    When you see the robot, drink!

    Season 4, Episode 3, "Love and Rocket"
  • 9
    444
    70

    Please rise for the Futurama theme song

    Season 3, Episode 9, "The Cyber House Rules"
  • 10
    318
    37

    Tell your parents it's educational

    Season 7, Episode 13, "Naturama"
  • 11
    328
    45

    Painstakingly drawn before a live audience

    Season 2, Episode 16, "Anthology of Interest I"
  • 12
    293
    43

    Featuring gratuitous alien nudity

    Season 1, Episode 5, "Fear of a Bot Planet"
  • 13
    373
    73

    Presented in double vision (where drunk)

    Season 1, Episode 7, "My Three Suns"
  • 14
    268
    34

    The show that watches back

    Season 2, Episode 6, "The Lesser of Two Evils"
  • 15
    296
    46

    0100100001101001 ["Hi" in binary]

    Season 5, Episode 7, "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3"
  • 16
    305
    50

    For proper viewing, take red pill now

    Season 3, Episode 14, "Time Keeps on Slippin'"
  • 17
    270
    40

    Penetrates even the thickest foil hat

    Season 6, Episode 21, "Yo Leela Leela"
  • 18
    258
    39

    This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen

    Season 2, Episode 9, "A Bicyclops Built for Two"
  • 19
    282
    49

    Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool

    Season 3, Episode 12, "The Route of All Evil"
  • 20
    252
    42

    A show out of ideas teams up with a show out of episodes

    Simpsons cross-over episode "Simpsorama"
  • 21
    225
    33

    No humans were probed in the making of this episode

    Season 3, Episode 15, "I Dated a Robot"
  • 22
    200
    23

    Coming soon to an illegal DVD

    Season 2, Episode 10, "A Clone of My Own"
  • 23
    285
    60

    From the makers of "Futurama"

    Season 2, Episode 3, "A Head in the Polls"
  • 24
    209
    32

    Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999

    Season 4, Episode 6, "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
  • 25
    235
    45

    Fun for the whole family except grandma and grandpa

    Season 3, Episode 19, "Roswell That Ends Well"