Every Opening Caption from Every Single Futurama Episode

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Vote up the funniest captions from Futurama's opening titles.

Everybody loves a good TV theme song, but The Simpsons upped the ante by adding their signature chalkboard and couch gags to each opening. Matt Groening's second series, the hilarious sci-fi comedy Futurama, followed suit by adding unique opening captions to every title sequence. With 140 episodes (and three specials), there have been a lot of hilarious Futurama opening credits, and this list ranks them all.

Of course, if you don't like the way the best Futurama captions are ranked, you can vote your favorites (and least favorites!) up or down. You can also rerank the whole list if you want to start from scratch. All Futurama opening title captions are listed here, so this is kind of like a votable Futurama wiki. Neat!
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  • 1

    You can't prove it won't happen

    Season 4, Episode 14, "Obsoletely Fabulous"
  • 2

    Not a substitute for human interaction

    Season 2, Episode 19, "The Cryonic Woman"
  • 3

    Soon to be a major religion

    Season 4, Episode 4, "Less Than Hero"
  • 4

    Featuring a new invisible character who doesn't speak

    Season 7, Episode 21, "Assie Come Home"
  • 5

    Not sure if new episode or just rerun of episode I watched drunk

    Season 7, Episode 1, "The Bots and the Bees"
  • 6

    Any resemblance to actual future is purely coincidental

    Season 7, Episode 14, "Forty Percent Leadbelly"
  • 7

    Tell your parents it's educational

    Season 7, Episode 13, "Naturama"
  • 8

    Not the episode with the dead dog

    Season 7, Episode 25, "Stench and Stenchability"
  • 9

    Coming soon to an illegal DVD

    Season 2, Episode 10, "A Clone of My Own"
  • 10

    Painstakingly drawn before a live audience

    Season 2, Episode 16, "Anthology of Interest I"
  • 11

    The show that watches back

    Season 2, Episode 6, "The Lesser of Two Evils"
  • 12

    When you see the robot, drink!

    Season 4, Episode 3, "Love and Rocket"
  • 13

    Made from 100% recycled pixels

    Season 7, Episode 3, "Decision 3012"
  • 14

    Penetrates even the thickest foil hat

    Season 6, Episode 21, "Yo Leela Leela"
  • 15

    Proudly made on Earth

    Season 1, Episode 12, "When Aliens Attack"
  • 16

    Please rise for the Futurama theme song

    Season 3, Episode 9, "The Cyber House Rules"
  • 17

    Featuring gratuitous alien nudity

    Season 1, Episode 5, "Fear of a Bot Planet"
  • 18

    No humans were probed in the making of this episode

    Season 3, Episode 15, "I Dated a Robot"
  • 19

    For proper viewing, take red pill now

    Season 3, Episode 14, "Time Keeps on Slippin'"
  • 20

    0100100001101001 ["Hi" in binary]

    Season 5, Episode 7, "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3"
  • 21

    50% more colors than bargain-brand cartoons

    Season 7, Episode 8, "Fun on a Bun"
  • 22

    #1 rated show in Universe 3

    Season 7, Episode 24, "Murder on the Planet Express"
  • 23

    Today's episode brought to you by the letter [in alien alphabet] O

    Season 7, Episode 11, "31st Century Fox"
  • 24

    It just won't stay dead!

    Season 5, Episode 1, "Bender's Big Score Part 1"
  • 25

    This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen

    Season 2, Episode 9, "A Bicyclops Built for Two"