Every Opening Caption from Every Single Futurama Episode

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Vote up the funniest captions from Futurama's opening titles.

Everybody loves a good TV theme song, but The Simpsons upped the ante by adding their signature chalkboard and couch gags to each opening. Matt Groening's second series, the hilarious sci-fi comedy Futurama, followed suit by adding unique opening captions to every title sequence. With 140 episodes (and three specials), there have been a lot of hilarious Futurama opening credits, and this list ranks them all.

Of course, if you don't like the way the best Futurama captions are ranked, you can vote your favorites (and least favorites!) up or down. You can also rerank the whole list if you want to start from scratch. All Futurama opening title captions are listed here, so this is kind of like a votable Futurama wiki. Neat!
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  • 1

    Soon to be a major religion

    Season 4, Episode 4, "Less Than Hero"
  • 2

    Not a substitute for human interaction

    Season 2, Episode 19, "The Cryonic Woman"
  • 3

    You can't prove it won't happen

    Season 4, Episode 14, "Obsoletely Fabulous"
  • 4

    Any resemblance to actual future is purely coincidental

    Season 7, Episode 14, "Forty Percent Leadbelly"
  • 5

    Not sure if new episode or just rerun of episode I watched drunk

    Season 7, Episode 1, "The Bots and the Bees"
  • 6

    Featuring a new invisible character who doesn't speak

    Season 7, Episode 21, "Assie Come Home"
  • 7

    Not the episode with the dead dog

    Season 7, Episode 25, "Stench and Stenchability"
  • 8

    Tell your parents it's educational

    Season 7, Episode 13, "Naturama"
  • 9

    When you see the robot, drink!

    Season 4, Episode 3, "Love and Rocket"
  • 10

    Painstakingly drawn before a live audience

    Season 2, Episode 16, "Anthology of Interest I"
  • 11

    Please rise for the Futurama theme song

    Season 3, Episode 9, "The Cyber House Rules"
  • 12

    The show that watches back

    Season 2, Episode 6, "The Lesser of Two Evils"
  • 13

    Featuring gratuitous alien nudity

    Season 1, Episode 5, "Fear of a Bot Planet"
  • 14

    0100100001101001 ["Hi" in binary]

    Season 5, Episode 7, "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3"
  • 15

    For proper viewing, take red pill now

    Season 3, Episode 14, "Time Keeps on Slippin'"
  • 16

    Penetrates even the thickest foil hat

    Season 6, Episode 21, "Yo Leela Leela"
  • 17

    Presented in double vision (where drunk)

    Season 1, Episode 7, "My Three Suns"
  • 18

    Coming soon to an illegal DVD

    Season 2, Episode 10, "A Clone of My Own"
  • 19

    This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen

    Season 2, Episode 9, "A Bicyclops Built for Two"
  • 20

    No humans were probed in the making of this episode

    Season 3, Episode 15, "I Dated a Robot"
  • 21

    Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool

    Season 3, Episode 12, "The Route of All Evil"
  • 22

    A show out of ideas teams up with a show out of episodes

    Simpsons cross-over episode "Simpsorama"
  • 23

    Made from 100% recycled pixels

    Season 7, Episode 3, "Decision 3012"
  • 24

    Condemned by the Space Pope

    Season 1, Episode 9, "Hell Is Other Robots"
  • 25

    Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999

    Season 4, Episode 6, "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"