VOTE Every Opening Caption from Every Single Futurama Episode  

Greg Hahn
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List Rules Vote up the funniest captions from Futurama's opening titles.

Everybody loves a good TV theme song, but The Simpsons upped the ante by adding their signature chalkboard and couch gags to each opening. Matt Groening's second series, the hilarious sci-fi comedy Futurama, followed suit by adding unique opening captions to every title sequence. With 140 episodes (and three specials), there have been a lot of hilarious Futurama opening credits, and this list ranks them all.

Of course, if you don't like the way the best Futurama captions are ranked, you can vote your favorites (and least favorites!) up or down. You can also rerank the whole list if you want to start from scratch. All Futurama opening title captions are listed here, so this is kind of like a votable Futurama wiki. Neat!
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554 76
Any resemblance to actual future is purely coincidental
Season 7, Episode 14, "Forty Percent Leadbelly"
2
459 60
Not sure if new episode or just rerun of episode I watched drunk
Season 7, Episode 1, "The Bots and the Bees"
3
502 72
Not the episode with the dead dog
Season 7, Episode 25, "Stench and Stenchability"
4
575 91
When you see the robot, drink!
Season 4, Episode 3, "Love and Rocket"
5
454 61
Not a substitute for human interaction
Season 2, Episode 19, "The Cryonic Woman"
6
457 62
Soon to be a major religion
Season 4, Episode 4, "Less Than Hero"
7
377 45
You can't prove it won't happen
Season 4, Episode 14, "Obsoletely Fabulous"
8
401 51
Featuring a new invisible character who doesn't speak
Season 7, Episode 21, "Assie Come Home"
9
428 63
Please rise for the Futurama theme song
Season 3, Episode 9, "The Cyber House Rules"
10
288 37
Painstakingly drawn before a live audience
Season 2, Episode 16, "Anthology of Interest I"
11
402 73
Presented in double vision (where drunk)
Season 1, Episode 7, "My Three Suns"
12
285 40
Featuring gratuitous alien nudity
Season 1, Episode 5, "Fear of a Bot Planet"
13
277 38
Tell your parents it's educational
Season 7, Episode 13, "Naturama"
14
290 44
For proper viewing, take red pill now
Season 3, Episode 14, "Time Keeps on Slippin'"
15
278 46
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool
Season 3, Episode 12, "The Route of All Evil"
16
253 40
This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen
Season 2, Episode 9, "A Bicyclops Built for Two"
17
276 50
0100100001101001 ["Hi" in binary]
Season 5, Episode 7, "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3"
18
251 44
Fun for the whole family except grandma and grandpa
Season 3, Episode 19, "Roswell That Ends Well"
19
227 36
The show that watches back
Season 2, Episode 6, "The Lesser of Two Evils"
20
237 40
A show out of ideas teams up with a show out of episodes
Simpsons cross-over episode "Simpsorama"
21
254 47
Penetrates even the thickest foil hat
Season 6, Episode 21, "Yo Leela Leela"
22
290 62
From the makers of "Futurama"
Season 2, Episode 3, "A Head in the Polls"
23
215 35
No humans were probed in the making of this episode
Season 3, Episode 15, "I Dated a Robot"
24
234 43
Based on a true story
Season 2, Episode 4, "Xmas Story"
25
226 41
Condemned by the Space Pope
Season 1, Episode 9, "Hell Is Other Robots"