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Every Opening Caption from Every Single Futurama Episode

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List RulesVote up the funniest captions from Futurama's opening titles.

Everybody loves a good TV theme song, but The Simpsons upped the ante by adding their signature chalkboard and couch gags to each opening. Matt Groening's second series, the hilarious sci-fi comedy Futurama, followed suit by adding unique opening captions to every title sequence. With 140 episodes (and three specials), there have been a lot of hilarious Futurama opening credits, and this list ranks them all.

Of course, if you don't like the way the best Futurama captions are ranked, you can vote your favorites (and least favorites!) up or down. You can also rerank the whole list if you want to start from scratch. All Futurama opening title captions are listed here, so this is kind of like a votable Futurama wiki. Neat!
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  • 1
    575
    65

    Not a substitute for human interaction

    Season 2, Episode 19, "The Cryonic Woman"
  • 2
    574
    66

    Soon to be a major religion

    Season 4, Episode 4, "Less Than Hero"
  • 3
    695
    96

    Any resemblance to actual future is purely coincidental

    Season 7, Episode 14, "Forty Percent Leadbelly"
  • 4
    666
    93

    Not the episode with the dead dog

    Season 7, Episode 25, "Stench and Stenchability"
  • 5
    569
    72

    Not sure if new episode or just rerun of episode I watched drunk

    Season 7, Episode 1, "The Bots and the Bees"
  • 6
    490
    55

    You can't prove it won't happen

    Season 4, Episode 14, "Obsoletely Fabulous"
  • 7
    658
    99

    When you see the robot, drink!

    Season 4, Episode 3, "Love and Rocket"
  • 8
    494
    60

    Featuring a new invisible character who doesn't speak

    Season 7, Episode 21, "Assie Come Home"
  • 9
    508
    77

    Please rise for the Futurama theme song

    Season 3, Episode 9, "The Cyber House Rules"
  • 10
    356
    42

    Tell your parents it's educational

    Season 7, Episode 13, "Naturama"
  • 11
    364
    46

    Painstakingly drawn before a live audience

    Season 2, Episode 16, "Anthology of Interest I"
  • 12
    339
    47

    Featuring gratuitous alien nudity

    Season 1, Episode 5, "Fear of a Bot Planet"
  • 13
    427
    81

    Presented in double vision (where drunk)

    Season 1, Episode 7, "My Three Suns"
  • 14
    341
    55

    For proper viewing, take red pill now

    Season 3, Episode 14, "Time Keeps on Slippin'"
  • 15
    329
    52

    0100100001101001 ["Hi" in binary]

    Season 5, Episode 7, "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3"
  • 16
    289
    38

    The show that watches back

    Season 2, Episode 6, "The Lesser of Two Evils"
  • 17
    299
    46

    Penetrates even the thickest foil hat

    Season 6, Episode 21, "Yo Leela Leela"
  • 18
    315
    54

    Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool

    Season 3, Episode 12, "The Route of All Evil"
  • 19
    286
    44

    This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen

    Season 2, Episode 9, "A Bicyclops Built for Two"
  • 20
    322
    64

    From the makers of "Futurama"

    Season 2, Episode 3, "A Head in the Polls"
  • 21
    254
    38

    No humans were probed in the making of this episode

    Season 3, Episode 15, "I Dated a Robot"
  • 22
    278
    48

    A show out of ideas teams up with a show out of episodes

    Simpsons cross-over episode "Simpsorama"
  • 23
    212
    24

    Coming soon to an illegal DVD

    Season 2, Episode 10, "A Clone of My Own"
  • 24
    271
    50

    Fun for the whole family except grandma and grandpa

    Season 3, Episode 19, "Roswell That Ends Well"
  • 25
    229
    36

    Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999

    Season 4, Episode 6, "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
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