List Rules Minor characters from the world of GoT and ASOIAF. So don't add Littlefinger, even though it's a very funny name.
How many characters are in George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire bookseries? Who knows. maybe millions. What we do know, is that a whole bunch of them are very minor players, who have really awesome character names, nicknames, and monikers. Some of these hilariously named characters also have small roles on HBO's Game of Thrones, so an even wider group of fans has been blessed with the opportunity to meet delightful characters like Dolorous Edd.
These aren't the Lannisters we're talking about - these are the lesser known characters who you only remember because their name is something crazy like Clubfoot Karl, or Swampy Meg. (Poor Swampy Meg.) The world of Westeros and Essos is large and complex, and the minor Game of Thrones characters on this list come from all parts of the realm, beyond the Wall, and even across the Narrow Sea.
No matter how these characters earned their unique, odd names, you surely won't forget them anytime soon, even if you can't remember whether they were a hedge knight or a smuggler. Martin has proved throughout ASOIAF that he is great and coming up with character names and it only makes the GoT universe more fun.
Vore up the strangest and funniest names of minor Game of Thrones characters below, and thank the old gods and the new that your parents didn't name you Whoresbane.
list ordered by
Dolorous EddA Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows
Brynden BlackfishA Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords
Ser Duncan the TallThe Hedge Knight, The Sworn Sword, The Mystery Knight
WhoresbaneA Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows
Damon Dance-for-MeA Dance with Dragons
Deaf DickA Storm of Swords
Maggy the FrogA Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows
Dunsen Sh*tmouthA Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows
RattleshirtA Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows
SteelshanksA Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows
Varamyr SixskinsA Storm of Swords, A Dance with Dragons
The Bastard of GodsgraceA Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, A Dance with Dragons
Strong BelwasA Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows
Dagmer CleftjawA Clash of Kings, A Feast for Crows, A Dance with Dragons