Gene Belcher is everyone’s favorite middle child, who spouts some of the weirdest, funniest, and most memorable quotes on the show. Voiced by Eugene Mirman, most of Gene Belcher’s best one-liners come from his interactions with his siblings, Tina and Louise, though he also keeps up a running monologue and musical medley of his feelings and observations - all of which are unmistakeably Gene. Let's take a look at the best Gene Belcher quotes of all time, including favorites such as "I want to just go home and crawl into bed and have a good, long dutch oven cry," and “I think I have the best legs in the family, and the smoothest bottom."
Since Gene Belcher's nature won't let him be ignored as a middle child and he loves his family almost as much as a good snack, many of the greatest Gene Belcher quotes are about family matters and eating food. It often feels like all of the things Gene Belcher says are memorable but which of these are the best Gene Belcher quotes?
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The Girl's Bathroom
Gene: The girl's bathroom is nice! Each stall has a tiny metal mailbox. I'm glad I was carrying around that postcard for Ken.121Love this line?
Louise: Gene, you're in the tournament? But you've never played ga-ga ball before.
Gene: Well, Whoopi Goldberg wasn't a nun before, but she had to go into witness protection and she turned that choir around!121Love this line?
The Way God Intended
Gene: I put food in the toilet the way God intended!122Love this line?
A Good Cry
Gene: I want to just go home and crawl into bed and have a good, long dutch oven cry.122Love this line?