Geralt of Rivia Quotes That Will Make You Go "Hmm."

Played by Henry Cavill, Geralt of Rivia is everyone’s favorite monosyllabic monster slayer. These are the best Geralt of Rivia quotes, with most of his best one-liners directed to Yennefer and Jaskier. We all know that Geralt's go-to lines are "hmm" and a swear or two, but the White Wolf has said more memorable things than that. Let's take a look at the best Geralt of Rivia quotes of all time, including favorites such as "It's hard to regret something you didn't choose" and "Humans? I have learned to live with them. So that I may live."

Since Geralt of Rivia is one of the few remaining witchers on The Continent many of the greatest Geralt of Rivia quotes are about destiny, evil, and monsters. It often feels like all of the things Geralt of Rivia says are memorable but which of these are the best quotes from Geralt of Rivia?

You get to help decide with your votes! Vote up your favorite Geralt quotes from The Witcher.

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  • If I Was A Butcher
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    If I Was A Butcher

    Geralt of Rivia: Ill winds follow grave robbers.

    Yurga: If I was a robber, I'd be taking their belongings, Butcher.

    Geralt of Rivia: If I was a butcher, you'd be amongst the corpses.

    45 votes
  • I Will Not Suffer
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    I Will Not Suffer

    Geralt of Rivia: I will not suffer tonight sober just because you hid your sausage in the wrong royal pantry.

    59 votes
  • Fangs or Horns or Something
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    Fangs or Horns or Something

    Yennefer: I've heard tales of your kind, witcher. You are a mutant. Created by magic. Roaming the continent. Hunting monsters... for a price. I thought you'd have fangs or horns or something.

    Geralt of Rivia: I had them filed down.

    57 votes
  • Evil Is Evil
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    Evil Is Evil

    Geralt of Rivia: Evil is evil. Lesser. Greater. Middling. It's all the same.

    80 votes
  • Wizard Talk
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    Wizard Talk

    Geralt of Rivia: Wizard are all the same. You talk nonsense while making wise and meaningful faces. Speak normally.

    48 votes
  • Regret
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    Regret

    Geralt of Rivia: It's hard to regret something you didn't choose.

    47 votes