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The Best Abraham "Grampa" Simpson Quotes

Updated 9 Jul 2019 106 votes 20 voters 1.6k views29 items

Abraham "Grampa" Simpson is one of those characters who is the perfect cartoon depiction of the elderly. He yells, complains endlessly, and often has important life lessons to say just when you think he's no longer useful.

From classic lines describing how he feels about his son Homer, like "They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son. I have never fully understood why. Frankly, I can see an upside to it" to less meaningful quips like "'I'm Santa!? Oh, now I'll never die," let's take a look at the greatest Abe Simpson quotes in Simpsons history, ranked by your votes. 

Whatever your favorite Grampa quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top. You can also vote on the list of the best characters on The Simpsons.

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