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List of the best Green Acres episodes, as voted on by other fans of the series. With so many memorable episodes of the show, it's hard to trust just one person's opinion of what the top Green Acres episodes of all time are. Fans of Green Acres are extremely passionate about the show, and there is often debate over which episodes are better than others. That's why this list exists- so you can vote for your favorites and we can find out once and for all what everyone thinks the best episode is.

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Music to Milk By is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Apr 26 1967
Eb becomes obsessed with winning a contest on a Pixley radio station. To identify all the songs, he has to listen day and night. That becomes even harder after Elenaor the cow swallows the radio ...more

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The Hooterville Image is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Nov 16 1966
The Hooterville farmers have decided that Oliver is ruining the town's image by doing his farming chores in a suit. Oliver eventually gives in to their demand to wear overalls, but they weren't ...more

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I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Sep 28 1966
When the Ziffels go on a second honeymoon at Niagra Falls, they leave Arnold with Oliver and Lisa. While there, Arnold is drafted by the U.S. Army.

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It's Human to Be Humane is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Feb 01 1967
Bored and looking for a project, Lisa becomes the head of the "Hooterville Human Humane Committee". She takes her cause to the extreme, declaring everything from duck hunting to ...more

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Getting Even With Haney is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Mar 22 1967
Tired of Doris' nagging about having to beat their laundry on a rock in the creek, Fred buys a Grabwell washing machine from Mr. Haney. The boat motor in a barrel goes berzerk, spraying water ...more

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Arnold Goes to Hollywood Part ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes

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Eb Discovers the Birds and the... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Nov 09 1966
Eb suddenly discovers he has feelings for Betty Jo Bradley. Eb wants nothing more than to date her, but the advice Oliver gives him, calls the date off, when Eb won't let Betty Jo choose where ...more

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How to See South America By Bu... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Oct 05 1966
Oliver ends up with a new client named Collins, who turns out to be a very attractive woman, whose first name is Amy, who wants Oliver's legal help about her farm. Oliver has to make regular ...more

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His Honor is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Jan 11 1967
Oliver misunderstands when the Hooterville bigwigs ask him to be a judge. He thinks he's being appointed an appellate judge but they just want him to judge apples at the county fair. The ...more

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The Computer Age is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Feb 15 1967
A desperate Ralph Monroe joins a computer dating service to meet a husband. Oliver thinks it's a great idea since computers are always right. Lisa thinks they can't possibly take the place of ...more

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Never Take Your Wife to a Conv... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Feb 08 1967
The only thing Oliver learns at a farming convention is how to get a hangover. He and Lisa meet up with Charlie, a former gangster-turned-farmer, and Wanda, his floozy dancer wife. The more ...more

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Kimball Gets Fired is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Mar 29 1967
Ralph is distraught when her beloved "Hankie" Kimball is fired as the county agricultural agent. His replacement is so rude and insulting that even Oliver is plotting to get Kimball ...more

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Never Trust a Little Old Lady is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Dec 28 1966
It's tomato planting season and Oliver needs some useful weather information. Hooterville relies on WPIXL-TV's Mildred, a little old lady who prances out of her dollhouse, or Walter, the singing ...more

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The Beeping Rock is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Season 5 Episode 23: The Douglas farm succumbs to a bit of 'lunar madness' when a precocious child inventor shows up to say he's been to the moon.

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The Beverly Hillbillies is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Season 2 Episode 23: Hooterville gives its impression of 'The Beverly Hillbillies' in a special charity show featuring Lisa as 'Granny,' Oliver as 'Jethro,' and Mr. Kimball as 'Jed Clampett.'

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A Square is Not Round is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Dec 14 1966
The Douglases try to determine which of their hens is laying square eggs. Once word gets out, Haney and a chicken breeder both want in on the action. Oddly, the cube-shaped eggs don't worry ...more

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School Days is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Jan 04 1967
Oliver spends a lot of time in the principal's office when Lisa enrolls at Hooterville High. In school primarily for a cooking course, she also disrupts history class with her own version of ...more

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An Old Fashioned Christmas is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Season 2 Episode 13: Oliver is determined to have an old-fashioned Christmas, which includes decorating his own tree.

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You Can't Plug In a 2 With... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Season 1 Episode 9: Relying on statistics provided by the Department of Agriculture, Oliver plants wheat. His neighbors, using Mrs. Ziffel's lumbago to predict a crop, plant corn.

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The Case of the Hooterville Re... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Season 5 Episode 21: Oliver unintentionally provides the motive for the residents of Hooterville to illegally receive more than $500,000 from the Internal Revenue Service.

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Old Mail Day is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Season 4 Episode 8: 'Old Mail Day' comes to Hooterville when Sam Drucker cleans up his general store, and delivers all the old mail he finds to their rightful owners.

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The Free Paint Job is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Season 6 Episode 15: Oliver and Lisa agree to have their farmhouse painted, free of charge, as part of a paint company's advertising campaign.

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The Ugly Duckling is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Oct 19 1966
Ralph Monroe is devastated when Mr. Kimball turns her down again. Lisa decides to help Ralph out, by making her more feminine. Oliver is forced to sleep in the barn with Eb, while Lisa works day ...more

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Water, Water Everywhere is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Sep 21 1966
Mr. Haney has Willie the well-witcher to witch him a new well. But when Mr. Haney has plenty of water, Oliver loses his water. The same thing happens when Oliver has a new well witched, then the ...more

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Oliver Buys a Farm is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Green Acres Episodes
Season 1 Episode 1: Oliver Wendell Douglas, a big city lawyer who longs for a farm of his own, takes the big step and buys a spread near Hooterville. Eddie Albert stars as the attorney with the hankering for the soil, Eva Gabor plays his wife, Lisa, whose response to the news of his farm purchase is decidedly explosive.