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Music to Milk ByApr 26 1967 Eb becomes obsessed with winning a contest on a Pixley radio station. To identify all the songs, he has to listen day and night. That becomes even harder after Elenaor the cow swallows the radio ...more
I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a SoldierSep 28 1966 When the Ziffels go on a second honeymoon at Niagra Falls, they leave Arnold with Oliver and Lisa. While there, Arnold is drafted by the U.S. Army.
Getting Even With HaneyMar 22 1967 Tired of Doris' nagging about having to beat their laundry on a rock in the creek, Fred buys a Grabwell washing machine from Mr. Haney. The boat motor in a barrel goes berzerk, spraying water ...more
Kimball Gets FiredMar 29 1967 Ralph is distraught when her beloved "Hankie" Kimball is fired as the county agricultural agent. His replacement is so rude and insulting that even Oliver is plotting to get Kimball ...more
Never Take Your Wife to a ConventionFeb 08 1967 The only thing Oliver learns at a farming convention is how to get a hangover. He and Lisa meet up with Charlie, a former gangster-turned-farmer, and Wanda, his floozy dancer wife. The more ...more
It's Human to Be HumaneFeb 01 1967 Bored and looking for a project, Lisa becomes the head of the "Hooterville Human Humane Committee". She takes her cause to the extreme, declaring everything from duck hunting to ...more
The Computer AgeFeb 15 1967 A desperate Ralph Monroe joins a computer dating service to meet a husband. Oliver thinks it's a great idea since computers are always right. Lisa thinks they can't possibly take the place of ...more
The Hooterville ImageNov 16 1966 The Hooterville farmers have decided that Oliver is ruining the town's image by doing his farming chores in a suit. Oliver eventually gives in to their demand to wear overalls, but they weren't ...more
How to See South America By BusOct 05 1966 Oliver ends up with a new client named Collins, who turns out to be a very attractive woman, whose first name is Amy, who wants Oliver's legal help about her farm. Oliver has to make regular ...more
Eb Discovers the Birds and the BeesNov 09 1966 Eb suddenly discovers he has feelings for Betty Jo Bradley. Eb wants nothing more than to date her, but the advice Oliver gives him, calls the date off, when Eb won't let Betty Jo choose where ...more
The Ugly DucklingOct 19 1966 Ralph Monroe is devastated when Mr. Kimball turns her down again. Lisa decides to help Ralph out, by making her more feminine. Oliver is forced to sleep in the barn with Eb, while Lisa works day ...more
His HonorJan 11 1967 Oliver misunderstands when the Hooterville bigwigs ask him to be a judge. He thinks he's being appointed an appellate judge but they just want him to judge apples at the county fair. The ...more
Never Trust a Little Old LadyDec 28 1966 It's tomato planting season and Oliver needs some useful weather information. Hooterville relies on WPIXL-TV's Mildred, a little old lady who prances out of her dollhouse, or Walter, the singing ...more
A Square is Not RoundDec 14 1966 The Douglases try to determine which of their hens is laying square eggs. Once word gets out, Haney and a chicken breeder both want in on the action. Oddly, the cube-shaped eggs don't worry ...more
You Ought to Be in PicturesNov 23 1966 James Stuart from the agricultural department wants to do a film on the pitfalls of new farmers. The locals think "Jimmy Stewart" is coming to make a big Hollywood movie so they all ...more
School DaysJan 04 1967 Oliver spends a lot of time in the principal's office when Lisa enrolls at Hooterville High. In school primarily for a cooking course, she also disrupts history class with her own version of ...more
Water, Water EverywhereSep 21 1966 Mr. Haney has Willie the well-witcher to witch him a new well. But when Mr. Haney has plenty of water, Oliver loses his water. The same thing happens when Oliver has a new well witched, then the ...more
Trapped Season 5 Episode 16: Oliver and Lisa explore a mysterious cave under their farmhouse--and become trapped when the entrance collapses.
Rest and Relaxation Season 5 Episode 15: An old friend of Oliver's pays the Douglases a visit to enjoy a little rest and relaxation.
Lisa's Mudder Comes for a Visit Season 5 Episode 1: Lisa's 'mudder' (mother) pays a surprise visit to the Hooterville farm and promptly takes over as a three-week houseguest.
A Hunting We Won't go Season 4 Episode 21: After she befriends a beautiful doe that visits the farm, Lisa launches an all-out drive to halt the hunting season.
How to Succeed on TV Without Really Season 3 Episode 19: Lisa invests $28 in a 10-year-old's 'Electronic Company'; to show his gratitude, the young wizard 'electronificates' the Douglas' farm.
A Prize in Each and Every Package Season 4 Episode 16: Oliver and Lisa make a startling discovery when they find some priceless jewelry in boxes of inexpensive cereal.
Old Mail Day Season 4 Episode 8: 'Old Mail Day' comes to Hooterville when Sam Drucker cleans up his general store, and delivers all the old mail he finds to their rightful owners.
The Beeping Rock Season 5 Episode 23: The Douglas farm succumbs to a bit of 'lunar madness' when a precocious child inventor shows up to say he's been to the moon.
Where There's a Will Season 5 Episode 3: Arnold the pig becomes the focus of attention in Hooterville when word gets out that he might be the heir to a $20,000,000 estate.
Who's Lisa?Apr 19 1967 While fixing the roof, Oliver accidentally drops a hammer on Lisa's head, giving her amnesia. Initially, he's upset because she doesn't even recognize him. He begins to suspect she's faking so ...more
The Beverly Hillbillies Season 2 Episode 23: Hooterville gives its impression of 'The Beverly Hillbillies' in a special charity show featuring Lisa as 'Granny,' Oliver as 'Jethro,' and Mr. Kimball as 'Jed Clampett.'
Oliver Buys a Farm Season 1 Episode 1: Oliver Wendell Douglas, a big city lawyer who longs for a farm of his own, takes the big step and buys a spread near Hooterville. Eddie Albert stars as the attorney with the hankering for the soil, Eva Gabor plays his wife, Lisa, whose response to the news of his farm purchase is decidedly explosive.
Star Witness Season 6 Episode 18: Arnold the pig is the key witness to a daring robbery, and just the pig to cook the crook's bacon.
King Oliver I Season 6 Episode 20: The town of Hooterville, incensed by an increased tax burden, secedes from the state and proclaims Oliver to be 'King Oliver I.'
Culture Season 1 Episode 31: The Every-Other-Wednesday-Afternoon-Discussion-Club decides that Hooterville needs a little 'culture.'
Uncle Ollie Season 1 Episode 32: Oliver's nephew arrives for a visit, and Oliver is shaken up when the boy turns out to be a beatnik.
An Old Fashioned Christmas Season 2 Episode 13: Oliver is determined to have an old-fashioned Christmas, which includes decorating his own tree.
Exodus to Bleedswell Season 2 Episode 18: A rival town threatens to lure away the citizens of Hooterville Valley with an offer of lucrative defense jobs.
Oliver vs. the Phone Company Season 3 Episode 4: Oliver starts a feud with the Hooterville Phone Company and launches a campaign to recall its management.
How to Get From Hooterville to Pixley Season 4 Episode 12: The Douglases' farm life turns upside-down when they discover that their farm is located in the town of Pixley instead of friendly ol' Hooterville.
Economy Flight to Washington Season 4 Episode 19: When Oliver and Lisa go to the airport to see Mr. Kimball and Eb off to Washington D.C., they unexpectedly wind up aboard the airliner.
Double Drick Season 1 Episode 25: Oliver's generator breaks down and he decides it's finally time for the electric company to run power lines into his house.
The Great Mayoralty Campaign Season 6 Episode 6: Politics splits the Douglas family in two when Oliver and Lisa become candidates for mayor from opposing parties.
You Can't Plug In a 2 With a 6 Season 1 Episode 9: Relying on statistics provided by the Department of Agriculture, Oliver plants wheat. His neighbors, using Mrs. Ziffel's lumbago to predict a crop, plant corn.
Don't Call Us, We'll Call You Season 1 Episode 10: Oliver finally has a phone installed, but the Hooterville Phone Company installs it directly outside his bedroom window--on top of the telephone pole.