Groundskeeper Willie is one of the strangest and funniest characters on The Simpsons. He lives in a shack on school grounds, is ridiculously ripped like a professional bodybuilder, and speaks in a thick Scottish accent, which has helped define some amazing quotes on the show.
From classic funny lines showcasing his poor lot in life like "Ah only took this refereein' job 'cause ah was cold and they gave me this shirt" to quotes that indicate just how violent he is like "You strays are going straight to the pound where you'll be put to sleep... by my boring stories. And then you'll be killed," let's take a look at the greatest Groundskeeper Willie quotes in Simpsons history, ranked by your votes.
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Groundskeeper Willie: Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots. Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots they ruined Scotland!
Principle: These Scots sure are a contensious people.
Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!32810Love this quote?
I Know It's On
Groundskeeper Willie: If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the lot of ya, and burn yer town to cinders!
(man whispers into Willie's ear.) I know it's on!24714Love this quote?
Willie Be Willie
Groundskeeper Willie: I'll bring those kids back dead or alive!
Skinner: Not dead!
Groundskeeper Willie: Ah, you never let Willie be Willie!22712Love this quote?
Grease Me Up
Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?
Lunchlady Doris: Yes. Yes we do.
Groundskeeper Willie: Then grease me up, woman!
Lunchlady Doris: Okeydokey21817Love this quote?