Groundskeeper Willie is one of the strangest and funniest characters on The Simpsons. He lives in a shack on school grounds, is ridiculously ripped like a professional bodybuilder, and speaks in a thick Scottish accent, which has helped define some amazing quotes on the show.
From classic funny lines showcasing his poor lot in life like "Ah only took this refereein' job 'cause ah was cold and they gave me this shirt" to quotes that indicate just how violent he is like "You strays are going straight to the pound where you'll be put to sleep... by my boring stories. And then you'll be killed," let's take a look at the greatest Groundskeeper Willie quotes in Simpsons history, ranked by your votes.
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Groundskeeper Willie: If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the lot of ya, and burn yer town to cinders!
(man whispers into Willie's ear.) I know it's on!
Groundskeeper Willie: Get your Haggis right here! Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach! Tastes as good as it sounds!
Principal Skinner: Willie, go into the vent and get him.
Groundskeeper Willie: What!? Have ye gone waxy in your beester? I cannot fit in the wee vent, ye croquet-playin' mint-muncher!
Principal Skinner: Grease yourself up and go in, you guff-speaking work-slacker.
Groundskeeper Willie: Ooh. Good comeback.
Groundskeeper Willie: (thinking) No, no. Go easy on the wee one.His father's gonna go crazy and chop them all into haggis.
Bart: What's haggis?
Groundskeeper Willie: Boy! You read my thoughts! You;ve got the shinning!
Bart: Don't you mean shining?
Groundskeeper Willie: Shhh! You want to get sued?