Hank Hill is a clean-cut no-nonsense kind of man who loves his family, his job, and, most importantly, his lawn. Here are the greatest Hank Hill quotes of all time, ranked by your votes.
Hank always feels the need to remind us of what he does for a living, "I provide the people of this community with propane and propane accessories." Some of the funniest Hank Hill quotes come when he has trouble sharing his true feelings with loved ones, like when he says, "Bobby, if you weren't my son I'd hug you." Speaking of his son, another classic Hank quote from King of the Hill is, "That Boy Ain't Right," something that he says multiple times throughout the series.
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