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The Greatest Hank Hill Quotes Of All Time

Hank Hill is a clean-cut no-nonsense kind of man who loves his family, his job, and, most importantly, his lawn. Here are the greatest Hank Hill quotes of all time, ranked by your votes.

Hank always feels the need to remind us of what he does for a living, "I provide the people of this community with propane and propane accessories." Some of the funniest Hank Hill quotes come when he has trouble sharing his true feelings with loved ones, like when he says, "Bobby, if you weren't my son I'd hug you." Speaking of his son, another classic Hank quote from King of the Hill is, "That Boy Ain't Right," something that he says multiple times throughout the series.

Vote up your favorite Hank Hill quotes below, no matter what episode or season they're from.

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    Making Rock And Roll Worse

    Hank Hill: Can't you see you're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock and roll worse?

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    32 VOTES

    An Idiot Problem

    Hank Hill:I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem!"

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    40 VOTES

    God Dang It, Bobby

    Hank Hill: God dang it, Bobby!

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    58 VOTES

    Propane And Propane Accessories

    Hank Hill: Now you listen to me, mister. I work for a livin', and I mean real work, not writin' down gobbledegook! I provide the people of this community with propane and propane accessories. Oh, when I think of all my hard earned tax dollars goin' ta pay a bunch of little twig-boy bureaucrats like you, it just makes me wanna ... oh ... oh God ... it just ...

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