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The Best Quotes From 'Happy Gilmore' Are A Hole In One

Updated January 16, 2020 237 votes 35 voters15 items

Get ready to tee off with the best quotes from Happy GilmoreThe Waterboy and Billy Madison are just a couple of the hits Adam Sandler had after leaving Saturday Night Live, but few of his films were as popular as Happy Gilmore as it is filled with funny one-liners, memorable lines, and a few inspirational quotes. There are plenty of memorable Happy Gilmore movie quotes that people still recite to this day. Which ones are your favorite?

Vote up the best Happy Gilmore quotes you think land on the green!

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    Glass of Warm Milk

    Glass of Warm Milk
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    Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep.

    Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in MY world now, grandma!

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    Stay Out of My Way

    Stay Out of My Way
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    Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! Listen to what I say!

    Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?

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    I'm Stupid

    I'm Stupid
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    Happy Gilmore: I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.

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    She's Too Old

    She's Too Old
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    Happy Gilmore: But she's an old lady. I mean, look at her. She's old. You can't just take her stuff. She's too old.

    IRS Agent: I'm sorry, I have no discretion. Her stuff is now our stuff.

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