Get ready to tee off with the best quotes from Happy Gilmore. The Waterboy and Billy Madison are just a couple of the hits Adam Sandler had after leaving Saturday Night Live, but few of his films were as popular as Happy Gilmore as it is filled with funny one-liners, memorable lines, and a few inspirational quotes. There are plenty of memorable Happy Gilmore movie quotes that people still recite to this day. Which ones are your favorite?
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Glass of Warm Milk
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in MY world now, grandma!121Love this quote?
Stay Out of My Way
Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! Listen to what I say!
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?1812Love this quote?
Happy Gilmore: I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.118Love this quote?
She's Too Old
Happy Gilmore: But she's an old lady. I mean, look at her. She's old. You can't just take her stuff. She's too old.
IRS Agent: I'm sorry, I have no discretion. Her stuff is now our stuff.1010Love this quote?