Get ready to tee off with the best quotes from Happy Gilmore. The Waterboy and Billy Madison are just a couple of the hits Adam Sandler had after leaving Saturday Night Live, but few of his films were as popular as Happy Gilmore as it is filled with funny one-liners, memorable lines, and a few inspirational quotes. There are plenty of memorable Happy Gilmore movie quotes that people still recite to this day. Which ones are your favorite?
Vote up the best Happy Gilmore quotes you think land on the green!
- 120 VOTES
Happy Gilmore: That guy's driving me crazy!
Bob Barker: You know what's driving me crazy? You, not getting the ball in the hole.
Happy Gilmore: Don't push me, Bob! Now's not the time.
[Happy hits the ball, striking a man in a boat.]
Bob Barker: This guy sucks!
Announcer: We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last.
Bob Barker: I can't believe you're a professional golfer! I think you should be working at the snack bar.
Happy Gilmore: You better relax, Bob.
Bob Barker: There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf!
Happy Gilmore: Alright, let's go!Love this quote?
- 214 VOTES
Glass of Warm Milk
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in MY world now, grandma!Love this quote?
- 37 VOTES
Happy Gilmore: Piece of monkey sh*t!Love this quote?
- Photo: Universal Pictures424 VOTES
That's Your Home!
Happy Gilmore: You little son of a b*tch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE A**, BALL!Love this quote?