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The Best Quotes From 'Happy Gilmore' Are A Hole In One

Get ready to tee off with the best quotes from Happy GilmoreThe Waterboy and Billy Madison are just a couple of the hits Adam Sandler had after leaving Saturday Night Live, but few of his films were as popular as Happy Gilmore as it is filled with funny one-liners, memorable lines, and a few inspirational quotes. There are plenty of memorable Happy Gilmore movie quotes that people still recite to this day. Which ones are your favorite?

Vote up the best Happy Gilmore quotes you think land on the green!

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    Bob Barker

    Happy Gilmore: That guy's driving me crazy!

    Bob Barker: You know what's driving me crazy? You, not getting the ball in the hole.

    Happy Gilmore: Don't push me, Bob! Now's not the time.

    [Happy hits the ball, striking a man in a boat.]

    Bob Barker: This guy sucks!

    Announcer: We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last.

    Bob Barker: I can't believe you're a professional golfer! I think you should be working at the snack bar.

    Happy Gilmore: You better relax, Bob.

    Bob Barker: There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf!

    Happy Gilmore: Alright, let's go!

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    On-Air Tirade

    Happy Gilmore: Piece of monkey sh*t!

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    Too Dangerous

    Happy Gilmore: A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football?

    Chubbs: My Momma wouldn't sign the permission slip. Said it might be a little too dangerous.

    Happy Gilmore: Yeah, good call.

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    Glass of Warm Milk

    Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep.

    Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in MY world now, grandma!

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