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The Best Quotes From 'Happy Gilmore' Are A Hole In One

Updated January 16, 2020 237 votes 35 voters15 items

Get ready to tee off with the best quotes from Happy GilmoreThe Waterboy and Billy Madison are just a couple of the hits Adam Sandler had after leaving Saturday Night Live, but few of his films were as popular as Happy Gilmore as it is filled with funny one-liners, memorable lines, and a few inspirational quotes. There are plenty of memorable Happy Gilmore movie quotes that people still recite to this day. Which ones are your favorite?

Vote up the best Happy Gilmore quotes you think land on the green!

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    The Price is Wrong

    Happy Gilmore: The price is wrong, b*tch!

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    For Breakfast

    Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!

    Happy Gilmore: [Laughing] You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?

    Shooter McGavin: No!

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    That's Your Home!

    Happy Gilmore: You little son of a b*tch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE A**, BALL!

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    Bob Barker

    Bob Barker is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Quotes From 'Happy Gilmore' Are A Hole In One
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    Happy Gilmore: That guy's driving me crazy!

    Bob Barker: You know what's driving me crazy? You, not getting the ball in the hole.

    Happy Gilmore: Don't push me, Bob! Now's not the time.

    [Happy hits the ball, striking a man in a boat.]

    Bob Barker: This guy sucks!

    Announcer: We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last.

    Bob Barker: I can't believe you're a professional golfer! I think you should be working at the snack bar.

    Happy Gilmore: You better relax, Bob.

    Bob Barker: There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf!

    Happy Gilmore: Alright, let's go!

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