The Best Insults from Harry Potter
When you think of the Harry Potter franchise, you probably don't think of there being too many insults. The series is all about a young boy triumphing over adversity, but he doesn't get there easily and, along the way, he runs afoul of some nasty people who don't have a problem lobbing insult after insult at Harry and his friends.
Sure, there's the typical calling out of someone as a "Mudblood", but there are many more amazing Harry Potter insults and one-liners thrown around throughout the nine films in the series that deserve some attention. However, the list to follow features the best of the best, so prepare to be insulted like only a Muggle can with these brilliantly funny and clever lines from the Harry Potter franchise!
Have a favorite? Vote up the best insults from the films below, and remember you can down vote any quotes you don't find as funny.
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Yeh'll do wha' yer told. Or I'll be takin' a leaf outta Professor Moody's book… I hear yeh made a good ferret, Malfoy.
Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - 2
Not my daughter, you b*tch!
Molly Weasley, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 - 3
The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it—it might be sick.
Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - 4
Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have!
Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 5
Well done. So you've finally learned the days of the week.
Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - 6
Honestly, Goyle, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.
Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
