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The Best 'Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw' Quotes

Updated September 3, 2020 1.1k votes 220 voters 10.5k views25 items

If you've seen the movie, we want you to vote for the best Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw quotes. This spinoff of the popular car-based action series has a definite sense of humor, as the two main characters comedically bicker throughout the film. There are plenty of funny lines and memorable one-liners. 

Dwayne Johnson plays Luke Hobbs and Jason Statham is Deckard Shaw. The two enemies are forced to team up when a cyber-enhanced biker named Brixton (Idris Elba) comes into possession of a programmable bio weapon that could have dire consequences for the world. Helping them to defeat him is Shaw's sister Hattie, played by Vanessa Kirby. What follows is a series of increasingly outrageous and fun action sequences. Of course, the two men end up becoming solid allies, despite their initial animosity toward one another. They're the very definition of "frenemies." 

Hobbs & Shaw was directed by David Leitch, whose previous films were John Wick, Atomic Blonde, and Deadpool 2. He knows how to stage action and with this movie, he gets the chance to go for broke. Leitch ups the ante on the Fast & Furious franchise with this installment. 

Vote for your favorite Hobbs & Shaw quotes from the list below, regardless of which character says them.

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    Ice-Cold Can

    Luke Hobbs: I'm what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-*ss.

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    Champagne Problem

    Deckard Shaw: I'm what you might call a champagne problem.

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    Pick A Door

    Luke Hobbs: Pick a door.

    Deckard Shaw (pointing to one): All right, then.

    Luke Hobbs: No. That's my door. Pick another door.

    Deckard Shaw: What's wrong with you?

    [Shaw uses a heat-sensing gizmo to see a lot of bad guys on the other side.]

    Deckard Shaw: You know what? You're right. This is your door.

    Luke Hobbs: What's the matter? You got a lot of bad guys behind that door?

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    Hobbit Legs

    Luke Hobbs (to Deckard Shaw, discussing the lack of leg room on an airplane): Not everyone has Hobbit legs like you.

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