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The Best 'Home Alone 2: Lost in New York' Quotes

Updated July 15, 2019 219 votes 66 voters 4.7k views25 items

The best quotes from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest Home Alone 2 quotes, with the help of your votes. Starring Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, and Daniel Stern, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York was directed by Chris Columbus and released in 1992.

What are your favorite lines from Home Alone 2? One of the memorable one-liners was when Kevin McCallister said, "You can mess with a lot of things. But you can't mess with kids on Christmas." Another great line from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is, "Who would want to soak a rope in kerosene?" spoken by Marv, right before Kevin lights the rope on fire. Review the list of funny lines below to relive all the best moments from Home Alone 2.

Vote up your top quotes from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Two Idiots

    Kevin McCallister: Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?

     

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      Mess With Kids

      Kevin McCallister: You can mess with a lot of things. But you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

       

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        I Won't Forget

        Kevin McCallister: If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. I won't forget to remember you.

        Bird Lady: Don't make promises you can't keep.

         

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          Wasn't Screwed On

          Kevin McCallister: My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus.

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