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The Best Quotes From 'Home Alone'

Updated June 13, 2019 351 votes 54 voters 4.6k views25 items

These Home Alone quotes are perfect examples of just how funny and classic the movie really is. After his family accidentally leaves him behind while going on Christmas vacation, Kevin McCallister finds himself fending off a duo of incompetent house burglars. Chris Columbus directed the John Hughes screenplay, and it's full of funny dialogue and one-liners. For this list, we're highlighting the best quotes from the original Home Alone movie, with the help of your votes.

While Home Alone was not Macaulay Culkin's first movie, Kevin McCallister remains one of his most memorable roles. Use this list to relive some of the funniest moments from the movie. Do you have favorite quotes from the Home Alone movie? Vote up the Home Alone quotes you most enjoyed, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Count Of Ten

    Johnny: Tell you what I'll give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property. Before I pump your guts full of lead. 

    Snakes: I'm sorry, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm going.

    Johnny: One, two, ten! (unloads tommy gun) Hahah! Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

     

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    Kevin!

    Kate McCallister: KEVIN!!!!

     

     

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    Too Old For A Lot Of Things

    Kevin McCallister: No offense, aren't you too old to be afraid?

    Marley: You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid.

     

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    Thirsty For More

    Kevin McCallister: You guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?

     

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