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The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'Hot Rod'

Updated October 16, 2019 491 votes 87 voters 5.8k views24 items

The best quotes from Hot Rod make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. With that said, let's rank the greatest Hot Rod quotes, with the help of your votes. Starring Andy Samberg, Isla Fisher, and Ian McShane, Hot Rod was directed by Akiva Schaffer and was released in 2007.

What are your favorite lines from Hot Rod? One of the memorable one-liners was when Rod Kimble said, "Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco." Another great line from Hot Rod is, "You gonna bring the demons outta me? I'm freakin' pumped!" Spoken by Rico who was played by Danny McBride.

Vote up all the Hot Rod quotes you want to see at the top of the list, regardless of which character they come from.

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    I Whill Forget It

    Rod Kimble: (overly pronouncing the H in all WH words) The safe word is "WHiskey."

    Kevin Powell: Sorry, Rod, What was that?

    Rod Kimble:  "WHiskey"

    Kevin Powell: Don't you mean "Whiskey?"

    Rod Kimble: WHat?

    Kevin Powell: You're saying it weird.

    Rod Kimble: Saying WHat WHEird?

    Kevin Powell: All of it.

    Rod Kimble: [scoffs]  WHere do you get off?

    Kevin Powell: I just don't get why you're saying it that way?

    Rod Kimble: WHy I'm saying WHat WHat WHay?

    Kevin Powell: Forget it.

    Rod Kimble: I WHill! I WHill forget it!

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    You Look Pretty

    Rod Kimble: You look pretty.

    Denise: What?

    Rod Kimble: I said you look sh*tty. Good night Denise.

     

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    Pretty Racist But Correct

    Denise: I'm sorry, Rod. What were you going to ask me?

    Rod Kimble: Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.

    Denise: Is that what you were really going to ask me?

    Rod Kimble: Of course.

    Denise: Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the taco.

    Rod Kimble: Wow, that's pretty racist but correct. I'll see you later.

     

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    Unlegit

    Rod Kimble: I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

     

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