Revisit the '80s with the funniest quotes from Hot Tub Time Machine. Starring John Cusack, Craig Robinson, and Rob Corddry, the 2010 time travel comedy is packed with funny lines, memorable one-liners, and a couple inspirational quotes. What is your favorite quote from Hot Tub Time Machine?
Vote up the best Hot Tub Time Machine quotes.
- 115 VOTES
Lots Of Boyfriends
Lou: Godd*mmit, who the f*ck are you texting with?
Jacob: Just a friend..
Lou: Male or f*cking female?
Jacob: For your information, I have had lots of girlfriends. Hot ones.
Lou: No, you have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones.Love this quote?
- 27 VOTES
Lou: Oh God! I'm gonna c*m! Shia LaBeouf! I'm f*cking Adam's sister! Dropping loads! So much f*cking semen. Little Tiny Jacobs!Love this quote?
- 313 VOTES
I Don't Care
Adam: One little change has a ripple effect and it affects everything else. Like a butterfly floats its wings and Tokyo explodes or there's a tsunami, in like, you know, somewhere.
Jacob: Yes, exactly. You step on the bug and the f*cking internet is never invented.
Lou: Oh, then you'll have to talk to girls with your mouth.
Jacob: Yeah, no, I was more concerned about bigger consequences like not being born.
Lou: Yeah, no, I don't care about that.Love this quote?
- 46 VOTES
Lou: God, relax. It's like you've haven't seen a little c*m on your friend's face before.Love this quote?