2018 The Best Instant Family Movie Quotes  

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These Instant Family movie quotes provide some great insight as to just how funny the film really is. Following a couple who wants to take the next step in life by adopting children, Instant Family takes a comical look at adoption, family life, and even raising teenagers. Sean Anders, who directed the Daddy's Home movies, directed this film with a screenplay written by himself and John Morris. The film opened theatrically on November 16, 2018 and is full of hilarious banter and touching lines.

In Instant Family, Pete (Mark Wahlberg) and Ellie (Rose Byrne) decide they are ready to adopt a child. They attend an orientation put on by the foster care. While there, they meet Lizzy (Isabela Moner), Juan (Gustavo Quiroz) and Lita (Julianna Gamiz), and decide to adopt all three siblings. Going from zero children to three instantly proves to be more of a struggle than they thought. Pete and Ellie need to learn to grow, along with the children themselves, to become a loving family.

Do you have a favorite quote from the Instant Family movie? Vote up the Instant Family quotes you most enjoy, regardless of which character they come from.

Thanks, Daddy is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Instant Family Movie Quotes
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Thanks, Daddy

[Lita runs up with her broken doll]
Pete: Alright, let me fix it, okay?
Lita: Thanks, Daddy.
Pete: I just got my first Daddy!
[Ellie shoves Pete]
Pete: Ow, what the…
Ellie: You suck. I want some of that.
[Ellie runs after Lita wanting to help with something]
Ellie: Hey, honey, can I help you with anything?
Lita: No.
 

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Really Special is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Instant Family Movie Quotes
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Really Special

Ellie: There are so many kids in foster care, and they're having an orientation.
Pete: Ellie, people who take in foster kids are really special. The kind of people who volunteer when it's not even a holiday. We don't even volunteer on a holiday.

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You Are Home is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Instant Family Movie Quotes
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You Are Home

Ellie: Here we are!
Pete: Make yourself at home, because you are home.
 

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When I'm Pissed is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Instant Family Movie Quotes
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When I'm Pissed

Pete: When I'm pissed, do you know what I like to do?
[Pete smashes the bricks off the wall and hands the sledge to Lizzie]
Lizzie: Really?
 

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