Total Nerd The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the sassiest insults and best burns from any of the movies in the Star Wars franchise.

While fanboying out over the space battles and lightsaber fights in Star Wars, audiences tend to gloss over all of the great one-liners that the characters use to rip on each other. Funny Star Wars insults take a myriad of forms. Some of them are self-deprecating and a lot of them are pointed at specific characters, but the most savage Star Wars burns are saved for entire planets. Every fan of the Force should have a few good Star Wars insults in their back pocket to use any time they come across a scruffy-looking nerf herder or some kind of moof milker.

The best insults from Star Wars movies find a way to cut to the very core of the character at which they’re being volleyed. Princes Leia and Han Solo are the best at dishing out Star Wars insults but every character in the galaxy far, far away has a couple of intergalactic barbs in their verbal arsenal. Read to uncover the most cutting lines among Star Wars quotes.

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Why You Stuck-Up, Half-Witted,... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
Why You Stuck-Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder! Princess Leia, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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Will Someone Get This Big Walk... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
Will Someone Get This Big Walking Carpet Out Of My Way? Princess Leia, Episode IV: A New Hope

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Impressive. Every Word In That... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
Impressive. Every Word In That Sentence Is Wrong. Luke Skywalker, Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

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I'd Just As Soon Kiss A Wo... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
I'd Just As Soon Kiss A Wookie. Princess Leia, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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You Came In That Thing? You... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
You Came In That Thing? You're Braver Than I Thought. Princess Leia, Episode IV: A New Hope

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You Have Your Moments. Not Man... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
You Have Your Moments. Not Many Of Them, But You Do Have Them. Princess Leia, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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The Ability To Speak Does Not ... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent. Now Get Out Of Here. Qui-Gon Jinn, Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

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And I Thought They Smelled Bad... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
And I Thought They Smelled Bad On The Outside. Han Solo, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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I Don't Know Where You Get... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
I Don't Know Where You Get Your Delusions, Laser Brain. Princess Leia, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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A Jedi Knight? Jeez, I'm O... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
A Jedi Knight? Jeez, I'm Out Of It For A Little While, Everyone Gets Delusions Of Grandeur! Han Solo, Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi

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He Is As Clumsy As He Is Stupi... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
He Is As Clumsy As He Is Stupid. Darth Vader, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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Aren't You A Little Short ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
Aren't You A Little Short For A Storm Trooper? Princess Leia, Episode IV: A New Hope

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Where'd You Dig Up That Ol... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
Where'd You Dig Up That Old Fossil? Han Solo, Episode IV: A New Hope

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You Will Never Find A More Wre... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
You Will Never Find A More Wretched Hive Of Scum And Villainy. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Episode IV: A New Hope

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Take Care Of Yourself, Han. I ... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
Take Care Of Yourself, Han. I Guess That's What You're Best At Isn't It? Luke Skywalker, Episode IV: A New Hope

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Don't Call Me A Mindless P... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
Don't Call Me A Mindless Philosopher, You Overweight Glob Of Grease! C-3PO, Episode IV: A New Hope

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You Flea Bitten Fur Ball, Only... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
You Flea Bitten Fur Ball, Only An Overgrown Mop-Head Like You Would Be Stupid Enough To... C-3P0, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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Then I'll See You In Hell! is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
Then I'll See You In Hell! Han Solo, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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You Rebel Scum! is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
You Rebel Scum! Imperial Officer, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

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Some Moof Milker Put A Compres... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
Some Moof Milker Put A Compressor On The Ignition Line. Han Solo, Episode VII: The Force Awakens

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Let's Go, Chrome Dome! is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
Let's Go, Chrome Dome! Finn, Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

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Hurry Up, Goldenrod! is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies
Hurry Up, Goldenrod! Han Solo, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back