The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies

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Vote up the sassiest insults and best burns from any of the movies in the Star Wars franchise.

While fanboying out over the space battles and lightsaber fights in Star Wars, audiences tend to gloss over all of the great one-liners that the characters use to rip on each other. Funny Star Wars insults take a myriad of forms. Some of them are self-deprecating and a lot of them are pointed at specific characters, but the most savage Star Wars burns are saved for entire planets. Every fan of the Force should have a few good Star Wars insults in their back pocket to use any time they come across a scruffy-looking nerf herder or some kind of moof milker.

The best insults from Star Wars movies find a way to cut to the very core of the character at which they’re being volleyed. Princes Leia and Han Solo are the best at dishing out Star Wars insults but every character in the galaxy far, far away has a couple of intergalactic barbs in their verbal arsenal. Read to uncover the most cutting lines among Star Wars quotes.

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  • The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent. Now Get Out Of Here.
    1

    The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent. Now Get Out Of Here.

    Qui-Gon Jinn, Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
    1,081 votes
  • He Is As Clumsy As He Is Stupid.
    2

    He Is As Clumsy As He Is Stupid.

    Darth Vader, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
    902 votes
  • Why You Stuck-Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder!
    3

    Why You Stuck-Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder!

    Princess Leia, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
    1,095 votes
  • Impressive. Every Word In That Sentence Is Wrong.
    4

    Impressive. Every Word In That Sentence Is Wrong.

    Luke Skywalker, Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
    1,085 votes