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The Best Insults From The Star Wars Movies

Updated February 10, 2021 18k votes 2k voters 41.5k views23 items

List RulesVote up the sassiest insults and best burns from any of the movies in the Star Wars franchise.

While fanboying out over the space battles and lightsaber fights in Star Wars, audiences tend to gloss over all of the great one-liners that the characters use to rip on each other. Funny Star Wars insults take a myriad of forms. Some of them are self-deprecating and a lot of them are pointed at specific characters, but the most savage Star Wars burns are saved for entire planets. Every fan of the Force should have a few good Star Wars insults in their back pocket to use any time they come across a scruffy-looking nerf herder or some kind of moof milker.

The best insults from Star Wars movies find a way to cut to the very core of the character at which they’re being volleyed. Princes Leia and Han Solo are the best at dishing out Star Wars insults but every character in the galaxy far, far away has a couple of intergalactic barbs in their verbal arsenal. Read to uncover the most cutting lines among Star Wars quotes.

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    172

    The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent. Now Get Out Of Here.

    Qui-Gon Jinn, Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
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    989
    153

    He Is As Clumsy As He Is Stupid.

    Darth Vader, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
  • 3
    1,088
    217

    Impressive. Every Word In That Sentence Is Wrong.

    Luke Skywalker, Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
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    1,094
    219

    Why You Stuck-Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder!

    Princess Leia, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
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    877
    182

    You Came In That Thing? You're Braver Than I Thought.

    Princess Leia, Episode IV: A New Hope
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    873
    183

    Will Someone Get This Big Walking Carpet Out Of My Way?

    Princess Leia, Episode IV: A New Hope
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    160

    You Have Your Moments. Not Many Of Them, But You Do Have Them.

    Princess Leia, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
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    744
    173

    Aren't You A Little Short For A Storm Trooper?

    Princess Leia, Episode IV: A New Hope
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    687
    167

    I'd Just As Soon Kiss A Wookiee.

    Princess Leia, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
  • 10
    653
    158

    A Jedi Knight? Jeez, I'm Out Of It For A Little While, Everyone Gets Delusions Of Grandeur!

    Han Solo, Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi
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    540
    177

    And I Thought They Smelled Bad On The Outside.

    Han Solo, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
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    463
    147

    Don't Call Me A Mindless Philosopher, You Overweight Glob Of Grease!

    C-3PO, Episode IV: A New Hope
  • 13
    506
    171

    You Will Never Find A More Wretched Hive Of Scum And Villainy.

    Obi-Wan Kenobi, Episode IV: A New Hope
  • 14
    459
    154

    Where'd You Dig Up That Old Fossil?

    Han Solo, Episode IV: A New Hope
  • 15
    422
    143

    You Flea Bitten Fur Ball, Only An Overgrown Mop-Head Like You Would Be Stupid Enough To...

    C-3P0, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
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    383
    168

    Take Care Of Yourself, Han. I Guess That's What You're Best At Isn't It?

    Luke Skywalker, Episode IV: A New Hope
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    366
    187

    Then I'll See You In Hell!

    Han Solo, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
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    313
    228

    You Rebel Scum!

    Imperial Officer, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
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    301
    224

    Some Moof Milker Put A Compressor On The Ignition Line.

    Han Solo, Episode VII: The Force Awakens
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    265
    199

    Hurry Up, Goldenrod!

    Han Solo, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
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    490
    399

    I Don't Know Where You Get Your Delusions, Laser Brain.

    Princess Leia, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
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    279
    242

    Let's Go, Chrome Dome!

    Finn, Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
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    12
    14

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