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25 Of James Bond's Most Magnificently Dumb Puns

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Vote up the most glorious puns Agent 007 has ever delivered.

It’s not just the super cool gadgets or Bond's prowess with beautiful women that make 007 films fun; it’s the James Bond puns that keep movie spectators coming back for more. We can argue over who is the best actor to ever play the British agent, but that’s for another roundup. This one is all about the best James Bond innuendos. 

Perhaps it’s the tuxedo, or the well-shaken martini, that helps to make these typically groan-worthy puns hilarious. No other character in film history could possibly get away with this kind of play on words. It’s interesting to note that the modern-day Bond, Daniel Craig, is just as punny as the original Bond, Sean Connery.

Which Bond puns are so bad they’re good?

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  • "I think he got the point."
    1

    "I think he got the point."

    Thunderball

  • "Shocking. Positively shocking."
    2

    "Shocking. Positively shocking."

    Goldfinger

  • "She always did enjoy a good squeeze."
    3

    "She always did enjoy a good squeeze."

    GoldenEye

  • "They'll print anything these days."
    4

    "They'll print anything these days."

    Tomorrow Never Dies

  • "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    5

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."

    Live and Let Die

  • "He disagreed with something that ate him"
    6

    "He disagreed with something that ate him"

    Live and Let Die

  • "I always enjoyed learning a new tongue."
    7

    "I always enjoyed learning a new tongue."

    Tomorrow Never Dies

  • "I am now aiming precisely at your groin, so speak or forever hold your piece."
    8

    "I am now aiming precisely at your groin, so speak or forever hold your piece."

    The Man with the Golden Gun

  •  "I think they were on their way to a funeral."
    9

    "I think they were on their way to a funeral."

    Dr. No

  • "All those feathers and he still can't fly."
    10

    "All those feathers and he still can't fly."

    The Spy Who Loved Me

  • "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    11

    "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."

    The Spy Who Loved Me

  • "Oh, he blew a fuse."
    12

    "Oh, he blew a fuse."

    Goldfinger

  • "I see you put your money where your mouth is."
    13

    "I see you put your money where your mouth is."

    The World is Not Enough

  • "Back seat driver."
    14

    "Back seat driver."

  • "I never miss."
    15

    "I never miss."

    The World is Not Enough

  • "Well he certainly left with his tails between his legs."
    16

    "Well he certainly left with his tails between his legs."

    Diamonds Are Forever

  • "I discovered he had a crush on me."
    17

    "I discovered he had a crush on me."

    Moonraker

  •  "Just being disarming, darling."
    18

    "Just being disarming, darling."

    Live and Let Die

  • "As you said, such good sport."
    19

    "As you said, such good sport."

    Moonraker

  • "Play it again, Sam."
    20

    "Play it again, Sam."

    Moonraker

  • "Well, I got into some deep water."
    21

    "Well, I got into some deep water."

    Skyfall

  •  "Playing his golden harp."
    22

    "Playing his golden harp."

    Goldfinger

  • "He had lots of guts!"
    23

    "He had lots of guts!"

    On Her Majesty's Secret Service

  • "Had no head for heights."
    24

    "Had no head for heights."

  • "Hiss off."
    25

    "Hiss off."

    Octopussy