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25 Of James Bond's Most Magnificently Dumb Puns

List RulesVote up the most glorious puns Agent 007 has ever delivered.

It’s not just the super cool gadgets or Bond's prowess with beautiful women that make 007 films fun; it’s the James Bond puns that keep movie spectators coming back for more. We can argue over who is the best actor to ever play the British agent, but that’s for another roundup. This one is all about the best James Bond innuendos. 

Perhaps it’s the tuxedo, or the well-shaken martini, that helps to make these typically groan-worthy puns hilarious. No other character in film history could possibly get away with this kind of play on words. It’s interesting to note that the modern-day Bond, Daniel Craig, is just as punny as the original Bond, Sean Connery.

Which Bond puns are so bad they’re good?

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  • 1

    "I think he got the point."

    197
    25

    Thunderball

  • 2

    "She always did enjoy a good squeeze."

    230
    47

    GoldenEye

  • 3

    "Shocking. Positively shocking."

    183
    32

    Goldfinger

  • 4

    "They'll print anything these days."

    152
    46

    Tomorrow Never Dies

  • 5

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."

    142
    45

    Live and Let Die

  • 6

    "I always enjoyed learning a new tongue."

    136
    53

    Tomorrow Never Dies

  • 7

    "He disagreed with something that ate him"

    115
    42

    Live and Let Die

  • 8

    "All those feathers and he still can't fly."

    103
    41

    The Spy Who Loved Me

  • 9

    "Oh, he blew a fuse."

    103
    41

    Goldfinger

  • 10

    "I am now aiming precisely at your groin, so speak or forever hold your piece."

    117
    54

    The Man with the Golden Gun

  • 11

    "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."

    101
    45

    The Spy Who Loved Me

  • 12

    "I think they were on their way to a funeral."

    90
    35

    Dr. No

  • 13

    "I see you put your money where your mouth is."

    100
    48

    The World is Not Enough

  • 14

    "Back seat driver."

    104
    54
  • 15

    "I discovered he had a crush on me."

    84
    46

    Moonraker

  • 16

    "I never miss."

    81
    43

    The World is Not Enough

  • 17

    "Well he certainly left with his tails between his legs."

    77
    43

    Diamonds Are Forever

  • 18

    "Just being disarming, darling."

    73
    45

    Live and Let Die

  • 19

    "Well, I got into some deep water."

    85
    59

    Skyfall

  • 20

    "As you said, such good sport."

    66
    44

    Moonraker

  • 21

    "Play it again, Sam."

    57
    36

    Moonraker

  • 22

    "Playing his golden harp."

    64
    50

    Goldfinger

  • 23

    "He had lots of guts!"

    61
    47

    On Her Majesty's Secret Service

  • 24

    "Had no head for heights."

    53
    47
  • 25

    "Hiss off."

    43
    58

    Octopussy