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The Funniest Quotes From 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'

April 6, 2020 241 votes 36 voters 1.2k views15 items

The best Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back quotes prove why the duo has continued to be a welcome presence in Kevin Smith's filmography for the last several decades. They made their official debut in Clerks, but they've continued to pop up in films here and there, some of which weren't even directed by Smith like Scream 3Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a cult classic for a reason, and to this day, there are plenty of lines that are instantly quotable. 

What do you think the funniest Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back movie quotes are? Vote for the ones that would even make Silent Bob chuckle. 

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    A Jay and Silent Bob Movie?

    Holden: A Jay and Silent Bob movie? Who would pay to see that?

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      Critters of Hollywood

      Silent Bob: The sign on the back of the car said "Critters of Hollywood!" You dumb f*ck!

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        Stop the Movie?

        Banky: Stop the movie? What are you, crazy?

        Jay: All these a**holes on the Internet are calling us names because of this stupid f*cking movie.

        Banky: That's what the Internet is for. Slandering others anonymously.

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          Show Some Respect

          Brodie: It is a comic book, not your d*ck! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman.

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