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The Most Hilarious Jim Lahey Quotes From 'Trailer Park Boys'

Updated July 9, 2019 900 votes 174 voters 7.1k views21 items

If you're a TPB fan, we want you to vote on the best Jim Lahey quotes. As the devoted supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park, Jim is a constant thorn in Ricky's side with the reverse being true as well. While a bitter alcoholic, Jim remains dedicated to improving the trailer park and most of these quotes prove it. With that being said, he has some of the funniest lines in Trailer Park Boys along with some memorable quotes, and semi-inspirational one-liners.

But which of these quotes is the best? You get to help decide with your votes. Vote up your favorite quotes and vote down any you wish Mr. Lahey hadn't said in the first place.

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    I Am The Liquor

    Randy: Listen Mr. Lahey, they could kill one another.

    Mr. Lahey: Wouldn't that be nice?

    Randy: Yea, but we can't be involved with murder.

    Mr. Lahey: Exactly Randy.

    Randy: Mr. Lahey is this you talking or the liquor?

    Mr. Lahey: Randy, I am the liquor.

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  • 2

    Sober Enough

    Mr. Lahey: I'm sober enough to know what I'm doing, and drunk enough to really enjoy it.

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  • 3

    Six Out Of Ten

    Ricky: How f*ckin' drunk are you right now?

    Mr. Lahey: ...6 out of 10.

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  • 4

    Clings To The Air

    Mr. Lahey: The way the sh*t clings to the air, Randy.

    Randy: Sh*t clings to the air?

    Mr. Lahey: It's already started, my dear good friend.

    Randy: What's started, Mr. Lahey?

    Mr. Lahey: The sh*t blizzard.

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