The Most Hilarious Jim Lahey Quotes From 'Trailer Park Boys'

If you're a TPB fan, we want you to vote on the best Jim Lahey quotes. As the devoted supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park, Jim is a constant thorn in Ricky's side with the reverse being true as well. While a bitter alcoholic, Jim remains dedicated to improving the trailer park and most of these quotes prove it. With that being said, he has some of the funniest lines in Trailer Park Boys along with some memorable quotes, and semi-inspirational one-liners.

But which of these quotes is the best? You get to help decide with your votes. Vote up your favorite quotes and vote down any you wish Mr. Lahey hadn't said in the first place.

  • 1
    161 VOTES

    I Am The Liquor

    Randy: Listen Mr. Lahey, they could kill one another.

    Mr. Lahey: Wouldn't that be nice?

    Randy: Yea, but we can't be involved with murder.

    Mr. Lahey: Exactly Randy.

    Randy: Mr. Lahey is this you talking or the liquor?

    Mr. Lahey: Randy, I am the liquor.

  • 2
    172 VOTES

    Sober Enough

    Mr. Lahey: I'm sober enough to know what I'm doing, and drunk enough to really enjoy it.

  • 3
    87 VOTES

    Couple Drinks

    Mr. Lahey: The only difference between you and me is a couple of drinks.

  • 4
    63 VOTES


    Mr. Lahey: He who looks into the abyss realizes that there's nothin' lookin' back at him and the only thing he sees is his own character, Ricky. You understand, Bud. The abyss. The Sh*t-Abyss.