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You Quit Your Job: What Song Do You Play as You Leave?

Updated March 9, 2020 2.0k votes 612 voters 68.0k views42 items

It doesn’t matter who you are, from the president to the guy who makes venti white mochas, everyone in the world has fantasized about quitting a job that they totally hate while listening to one of their favorite pump up songs. Stomping out of your job jamming pump up music is the number one fantasy of countless members of the workforce, and everyone should get to do it once in their life. It doesn’t matter if you like hip-hop, metal, country, or pop there are plenty of feel-good songs to facilitate you leaving your old life behind. So what song do you play when you quit your job?

The best quit your job songs are the tunes that pump you up while making you forget that you’ve lost your main source of income. They’re fist in the air, sing along anthems, that aren’t just good pump up songs, they’re the perfect tracks to expedite your transition into a new life of hanging out on the couch and eating cereal for lunch. Unless you’ve got a new job lined up, in which case bully for you. The songs on this list are the perfect tunes for stealing your office printer and partying your way out of the office.

Vote up the songs that you want playing as your march out of your lame job with your head held high. If the tune you want playing while you bail on your low-life boss isn’t on this list, feel free to add it.
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    46

    Take This Job and Shove It

    Johnny Paycheck
    "Take this job and shove it."
  • 2
    122
    34

    We're Not Gonna Take It

    Twisted Sister

    AlbumsStay Hungry

    ComposerTwisted Sister, Dee Snider

    Length (seconds)3:39

    "We're not gonna take it, No, we ain't gonna take it, We're not gonna take it anymore"

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    #12 of 107 The Greatest Songs by '80s One-Hit Wonders#22 of 133 The Best Workout Songs

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    81
    35

    AlbumsNo Strings Attached

    ComposerAndreas Carlsson, Kristian Lundin, Jacob Schulze

    ProducerKristian Lundin, Jacob Schulze

    Length (seconds)3:18

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    #13 of 65 The Best Pop Songs About Cheating#14 of 37 A Definitive Ranking of Basic B*tch Songs

  • 4

    AlbumsBoots

    ComposerLee Hazlewood

    ProducerLee Hazlewood

    Length (seconds)2:40

    "These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you."

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    #4 of 13 Popular Songs That The US Has Used As Torture#7 of 84 The Best Songs About Cheating

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    53
    19

    AlbumsOn the Border, One of These Nights, Desperado

    ComposerJack Tempchin

    ProducerBill Szymczyk

    Length (seconds)4:15

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    56
    23

    Sabotage

    Beastie Boys

    AlbumsIll Communication

    ComposerBeastie Boys, Adam Yauch, Mike D, Ad-Rock

    ProducerMario Caldato, Jr.

    Length (seconds)2:58

    "So listen up 'cause you can't say nothin'. You'll shut me down with a push of your button? But yo I'm out and I'm gone. I'll tell you now I keep it on and on."

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    #5 of 161 The Best 90s Music Videos#1 of 50 The Best Beastie Boys Songs

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    57
    25

    Here I Go Again

    Whitesnake

    AlbumsSaints & Sinners

    ComposerDavid Coverdale, Bernie Marsden

    Length (seconds)4:33

    "Going down the only roooooaaad I've ever known" 

    More Here I Go Again 

    #15 of 52 The Best 1980s Music Videos#5 of 284 The Best Rock Songs Of The '80s, Ranked

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    59
    34

    Freedom

    Rage Against the Machine

    AlbumsRage Against the Machine

    Length (seconds)5:44

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    41
    20

    School's Out

    Alice Cooper

    AlbumsSchool's Out

    ComposerAlice Cooper, Dennis Dunaway, Glen Buxton, Neal Smith, Michael Bruce

    ProducerBob Ezrin

    Length (seconds)3:27

    "School's out for summer, School's out forever"

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    #11 of 161 The Best Songs to Sing at Karaoke#1 of 99 The Best Songs With School in the Title

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    30
    19

    I've Had It

    Black Flag
    "I can’t go to work, the boss is a jerk."
  • 11
    29
    17

    Break Stuff

    Limp Bizkit

    AlbumsSignificant Other

    ComposerJohn Otto, Wes Borland, Sam Rivers

    ProducerTerry Date, Limp Bizkit

    Length (seconds)2:46

    More Break Stuff 

    #13 of 61 The Best Metal Songs About Hate#12 of 105 The Best Songs with Break in the Title

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    33
    23

    AlbumsRumours

    ComposerLindsey Buckingham

    ProducerFleetwood Mac, Ken Caillat, Richard Dashut

    Length (seconds)2:4

    "You don't know what it means to win"

    More Never Going Back Again 

    #9 of 110 The Best Songs with Back in the Title#20 of 79 The Best Fleetwood Mac Songs of All Time

  • 13

    AlbumsMondo Bizarro

    Length (seconds)2:18

    "I can't take this crazy pace, I've become a mental case. Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain"
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    24
    19

    I Quit

    Descendents
    "Got better things to do with my life - I quit"
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    20
    16

    Picture Me Rollin'

    Big Syke, Tupac Shakur

    AlbumsAll Eyez on Me

    Length (seconds)5:15

    "Picture me rollin'. Move to the side a little bit so you can get a clear picture."
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    14
    9

    I 95 Asshole Song

  • 17

    AlbumsWho's Next

    ComposerThe Who, Pete Townshend

    ProducerGlyn Johns

    Length (seconds)3:38

    "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss"

    More Won't Get Fooled Again 

    #1 of 107 The Best Songs With Fool in the Title#19 of 94 The Best Songs About Politics

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    24
    25

    thank u, next

    Ariana Grande

    "Thank you, next (next)"

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    11
    8

    Waylon Jennings If You See Me Getting Smaller I'm Leaving

  • 20
    13
    13

    Dennis Leary I'm an Asshole

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    17
    18

    Dog Days Are Over

    Florence and the Machine

    AlbumsLungs

    ComposerFlorence Welch, Isabella Summers

    Length (seconds)3:40

    "The horses are coming so you better run"

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    13
    14

    Walk Before They Make Me Run

    Rolling Stones
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    9
    10

    A Million Miles Away

    David Byrne

    Length (seconds)263

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    15
    18

    Party Like a Rockstar

    Shop Boyz

    AlbumsRockstar Mentality

    Length (seconds)4:13

    "I'm on a money making mission, but I party like a rockstar."
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    12
    16

    Power Trip

    Monster Magnet

    AlbumsPowertrip

    ComposerDave Wyndorf

    Length (seconds)3:31

    "I'm never gonna work another day in my life!"