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The Best Joey Tribbiani Quotes

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What are the funniest Joey Tribbiani quotes that still make you laugh today? Joey Tribiani is one of those characters from Friends you can't help but love due to his intractible love for his friends, and his less-than intelligent comments that make up some of the best lines in Friends history.

From the always classic pickup line, "How you doin'?" to the time he and Chandler got into it over a woman with "Over the line? You’re so far past the line that you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you," let's take a look at the greatest Joey Tribbiani quotes in Friends history, ranked by your votes.

Whatever your favorite Joey Tribbiani quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.

  • 1

    I'm Not Judging

    Joey: Hey, Ross, I got a science question: If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, HOMO sapiens...is that why they're extinct?
    Ross: Joey, Homo sapiens are PEOPLE.
    Joey:  Hey, I'm not judging!


    • 2

      How You Doin'

      Joey: I look a woman up and down and say, "How you doin'?"


      • 3

        Meat Sweats

        Joey: Here come the meat sweats.


        • 4

          They'll Go Away

          Joey: These are just feelings. They’ll go away.