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The Best Johnny English Strikes Again Movie Quotes

Updated October 13, 2018 257 votes 64 voters 1.9k views15 items

These funny Johnny English Strikes Again movie quotes provide great dialogue for the film, which follows an English spy who comes out of retirement to bring down an elite hacker. David Kerr directed the movie using a screenplay written by William Davies, who also wrote How To Train Your Dragon. As you can imagine, the action-packed, yet comical adventure film is full of hilarious lines and dialogue. For this list we're highlighting the best quotes from Johnny English Strikes Again, with the help of your votes.

In Johnny English Strikes Again, Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson) is a retired MI7 agent who has begun teaching geography. When a dangerous hacker takes control of MI7, they release the names of all the undercover agents in England. Johnny, who is reluctantly called out of retirement, asks his old partner, Brough (Ben Miller) to help take down the hacker and save MI7's agents.

Do you have a favorite quote from Johnny English Strikes Again? Vote up the funniest Johnny English Strikes Again quotes that really made you laugh out loud. 

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    Not Gonna Happen

    Not Gonna Happen
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    Johnny English: Virtual reality?
    Bough: It's completely immersive, and some people lose track of their actual surroundings.
    Johnny English: Oh, I think we can pretty much guarantee that's not gonna happen.
     

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    Not A Honeymoon

    Not A Honeymoon
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    Bough: Sir!
    [Bough gives English a big hug]
    Johnny English: Yes, alright, Bough. We're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.
    Bough: Yes, of course, sir.
    [when they pull apart Boughs shirt is caught on Johnny's belt]
    Bough: Uh, um, sir, I think it's the pin of your buckle that's caught on my jumper.
    Johnny English: Yes, I can see what's wrong, Bough.
     

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    You Haven't

    You Haven't
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    Ophelia: I'm not sure I've ever met a man quite like you.
    Johnny English: Let me clear up the uncertainty for you. You haven't.
    [the tiny drink umbrella get stuck in Johnny's nose]
     

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    Reach For The Door

    Reach For The Door
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    Johnny English: Target acquired. This is a job for the shoebox inflatable. 
    Bough: No, don't open it in the car!
    [Johnny accidently sets off the inflatable raft inside the car]
    Johnny English: Could you reach your door handle?
    Bough: Not..not really, sir.
     

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