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The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'Jumanji: The Next Level'

Updated December 18, 2019 702 votes 133 voters 3.6k views21 items

This is no game -- we want you to vote for the best Jumanji: The Next Level quotes. The movie is the sequel to the smash hit 2017 adventure film Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. That film, of course, was a reboot of the 1995 blockbuster Jumanji, which was based on Chris Van Allsburg's children's book. As with its predecessor, the sequel is packed to the rafters with funny lines, as well as some clever one liners from the characters. Everything is amped up, especially the action sequences, which are inventive, skillfully staged, and full of amazing CGI.

As a fun twist on the premise, two new characters get sucked into the game. Elderly Eddie Gilpin (Danny DeVito) ends up as Dr. Smolder Bravestone (Dwayne Johnson), and his pal Milo Walker (Danny Glover) becomes Franklin "Mouse" Finbar (Kevin Hart). Karen Gillan is back as Ruby Roundhouse, and Jack Black is once more Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon. Their mission is to retrieve Spencer, who has gone back into the video game. Nick Jonas, Alex Wolff, Madison Iseman, and Ser'Darius Blain all reprise their roles from the first movie.

Jake Kasdan directs, from a screenplay he co-wrote with Jeff Pinkner and Scott Rosenberg.

Vote up the most memorable Jumanji: The Next Level quotes from the list below, no matter which character speaks them.

 

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    Muscular Boy Scout

    Franklin "Mouse" Finbar: Did I die and turn into a small muscular boy scout?

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    A Different Color

    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Would you look at me? I haven’t looked like this since…

    Franklin “Mouse” Finbar: Never. You looked like this never.

    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I think my eyes are a different color.

    Franklin “Mouse” Finbar: All of you is a different color.

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    The Old Fat Dude

    Professor Shelly Oberon: No, no, no! I'm the old fat dude! This can't be happening!

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    Getting Old

    Eddie Gilpin: Getting old is a gift. I forget that sometimes, but it is. What more could a guy possibly want?

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