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The Best Kelly Kapoor Quotes From 'The Office'  

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Kelly Kapoor never shied away from expressing each and every thought in her head, which is why some of her quotes were the greatest to ever be said on The Office. Check out the list below for funny Kelly Kapoor lines.

From her expressions on her intellect like "You guys I'm like really smart now. You don't even know. You could ask me, Kelly what's the biggest company in the world? And I'd be like, 'blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.' Giving you the exact right answer" and the way she expresses herself with comments like "Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream, and then sometimes I actually do scream. I just sort of feel out what the situation calls for," let's take a look at the greatest Kelly Kapoor quotes in The Office history, ranked by your votes. 

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How Dare You is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Kelly Kapoor Quotes From 'The Office'
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How Dare You

Ryan: Do you have a question, Kelly?
Kelly: Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?

 

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Tune Myself Out is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Kelly Kapoor Quotes From 'The Office'
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Tune Myself Out

Kelly: I talk a lot, so I learn to tune myself out.

 

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What Kind Of Game is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Kelly Kapoor Quotes From 'The Office'
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What Kind Of Game

Kelly: Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of a game is that?

 

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Get Really Drunk is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Kelly Kapoor Quotes From 'The Office'
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Get Really Drunk

Kelly: If I was you, I would just like, freak out and get really drunk, and then tell someone I was pregnant. 
Pam: Okay, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks.

 

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