Kevin Malone may not have the best communication skills of all the characters on The Office, but that doesn't mean he hasn't spoken some true gems during his time on the series.
With classic lines about his observations of his coworkers like "We're aware of what it means, Oscar. You just do not look cool saying it" to simplistic utterings that really speak volumes about who he is such as "I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket," let's take a look at the greatest Kevin Malone quotes in The Office history, ranked by your votes.
Whatever your favorite Kevin Malone quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.
Kevin: (practicing CPR, tired and panicked) I can't do this forever.
Instructor: It's been twenty seconds.
Kevin: Call it.12213Love this quote?
Kevin: Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick. When me President they see. They see.11319Love this quote?
All Of Us
Michael: We're moving to Colorado!
Kevin: All of us?9413Love this quote?
Wined And Dined
Kevin: I want to be wined and dined and sixty-nined.10020Love this quote?