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The Best Things Kevin Malone Ever Said  

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Kevin Malone may not have the best communication skills of all the characters on The Office, but that doesn't mean he hasn't spoken some true gems during his time on the series.

With classic lines about his observations of his coworkers like "We're aware of what it means, Oscar. You just do not look cool saying it" to simplistic utterings that really speak volumes about who he is such as "I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket," let's take a look at the greatest Kevin Malone quotes in The Office history, ranked by your votes. 

Whatever your favorite Kevin Malone quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.

Wined And Dined is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Things Kevin Malone Ever Said
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Wined And Dined

Kevin: I want to be wined and dined and sixty-nined.

 

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Forever is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Things Kevin Malone Ever Said
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Forever

Kevin: (practicing CPR, tired and panicked) I can't do this forever.
Instructor: It's been twenty seconds.
Kevin: Call it.

 

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All Of Us is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Things Kevin Malone Ever Said
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All Of Us

Michael: We're moving to Colorado! 
Kevin: All of us?

 

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Same Time is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Things Kevin Malone Ever Said
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Same Time

Kevin: Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick. When me President they see. They see.

 

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