Kevin Malone may not have the best communication skills of all the characters on The Office, but that doesn't mean he hasn't spoken some true gems during his time on the series.
With classic lines about his observations of his coworkers like "We're aware of what it means, Oscar. You just do not look cool saying it" to simplistic utterings that really speak volumes about who he is such as "I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket," let's take a look at the greatest Kevin Malone quotes in The Office history, ranked by your votes.
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Kevin: (practicing CPR, tired and panicked) I can't do this forever.
Instructor: It's been twenty seconds.
Kevin: Call it.
Kevin: I want to be wined and dined and sixty-nined.
Dwight: What are you doing?
Kevin: I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket.
Michael: We're moving to Colorado!
Kevin: All of us?