TV episodes The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes  

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List of the best King of the Hill episodes, as voted on by other fans of the series. It's easy to forget how long this show ran- there are actually over 250 episodes of King of the Hill, and all of them are amazing. Fans might also be interested in the best King of the Hill tattoos and real life people who look like KOTH charactersKOTH is certainly a bit dryer than most cartoons, but with loveable characters like Hank, Bobby, Dale Gribble, and more, this show truly is something special. With so many memorable episodes of the show, it's hard to trust just one person's opinion of what the top King of the Hill episodes of all time are.

Fans of King of the Hill are extremely passionate about the show, and there is often debate over which episodes are better than others. That's why this list exists- so you can vote for your favorites and we can find out once and for all what everyone thinks the best episode is.

This list has a variety of episodes on it, from "Pigmalion" to "Bobby Goes Nuts." What is the best King of the Hill episode of all time? Look below and find out. Whether you're looking for the funniest episodes or the one with the funny lawn mower race, this list is for you.

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A Fire Fighting We Will Go is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
A Fire Fighting We Will Go King of the Hill season 3 Hank and his friends become volunteer firefighters. They manage to wreck a fire hydrant, ruin a funeral, and finally burn down the Arlen firehouse. When the Fire Captain comes to ask what ...more

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Bobby Goes Nuts is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Bobby Goes Nuts King of the Hill season 6 The episode opens innocently enough with Bobby's girlfriend Connie inviting him over to add some spark to her dying slumber party. But after Bobby's beaten up by a crasher, Hank urges him to ...more

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Ho Yeah! is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Ho Yeah! King of the Hill season 5 Hank's new co-worker is Tammi, a not-too-bright young woman who just moved from Oklahoma. Peggy takes Tammi under her wing and offers to let her stay at the Hill house while she studies to get ...more

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Megalo Dale is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Megalo Dale King of the Hill season 7 The Mega Lo Mart has a pest-control problem, and the manager asks Hank to recommend an exterminator. Though fearing that Dale will screw it up, Hank reluctantly recommends him for the job, ...more

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The Incredible Hank is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
The Incredible Hank King of the Hill season 8 Hank has an idea, he wants to take Bobby to the doctor to get him some testosterone supplements to boost his energy. The doctor informs the Hills, that he just doesn't hand out testosterone to ...more

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Keeping Up With Our Joneses is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Keeping Up With Our Joneses King of the Hill season 1 Hank catches Bobby smoking, and punishes him by making him smoke a whole carton of cigarettes. The plan backfires when not only does Bobby get addicted to cigarettes, but Hank and Peggy get ...more

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The Exterminator is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
The Exterminator King of the Hill season 5 A doctor tells Dale that inhaling dangerous chemicals is affecting his health, and if he doesn't give up exterminating, he'll die. Hank gets Dale a new job as a faceless drone at the adhesives ...more

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Hank's Back Story is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Hank's Back Story King of the Hill season 5 While preparing for the big lawn mower races in Durndle, Hank experiences back trouble. When he goes to the doctor, he is told that he has a genetic disorder called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome ...more

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Texas City Twister is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Texas City Twister King of the Hill season 2 When Hank discovers that the trailer Luanne grew up in is still available, he wants Luanne to move out of the house and back into the trailer. Hank and Peggy have a fight where Peggy accuses ...more

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Soldier of Misfortune is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Soldier of Misfortune King of the Hill season 6 "Soldier of Misfortune" is the 106th episode in the Fox animated television series King of the Hill, and was the 2nd episode of the 6th season.

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Returning Japanese is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Returning Japanese King of the Hill season 6 The Hills head to Japan because Cotton wants to apologize for his actions in WWII. The grizzled vet says he plans to address the widow of a soldier he killed. Peggy arranges to cover the visit ...more

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Aisle 8A is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Aisle 8A King of the Hill season 4 Kahn and Minh go to Hawaii on a business trip, leaving Connie with the Hills. Minh leaves Peggy with a thick book of hand written instructions, on "How to be a parent", covering any ...more

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Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men King of the Hill season 3 After a Thanksgiving dinner where Cotton constantly insults Hank's mother, Hank, his neighbors, and his father attend a lawn mower focus group. The company announces that it is retiring its old ...more

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Beer and Loathing is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Beer and Loathing King of the Hill season 6 When Texas is out of Hank's favorite Alamo Beer, he is eager to find out why. When his questions go unanswered, Peggy gains employment at the company to find out. Peggy doesn't want to divulge ...more

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A Beer Can Named Desire is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
A Beer Can Named Desire King of the Hill season 4 Hank wins an Alamo Beer contest, which gives him the chance to win 1 million dollars. He travels to a football game in New Orleans to try and win Bobby's college money, amongst other things. ...more

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Hank's Unmentionable Problem is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Hank's Unmentionable Problem King of the Hill season 1 Hank is constipated, and everyone wants to offer an opinion on how to cure it. After a humiliating visit to a proctologist, he is told that unless his condition improves, his colon will have to ...more

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Be True to Your Fool is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Be True to Your Fool King of the Hill season 7 Hank and the guys refuse to drink beer with Bill after he passes lice on to each of them. When Hank & the gang decide to shave their heads, Hank uncovers a unexpected "Bill" ...more

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Dale to the Chief is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Dale to the Chief King of the Hill season 9 When Dale re-reads the Warren Commission Report, he is stunned to realize that maybe the government was right all along about who killed Kennedy. Dale decides to abandon his anti-government ways ...more

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Three Days of the Kahndo is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Three Days of the Kahndo King of the Hill season 2 Hank and his family go with Kahn and his family to spend a weekend in a duplex condo in Mexico. When Kahn discovers that only the bottom half of the condo has been rented, he breaks into the top ...more

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Little Horrors of Shop is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Little Horrors of Shop King of the Hill season 4 When Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher at Tom Landry Middle School, he is so popular that he may beat Peggy as Substitute Teacher of the Year. When Bobby is found bringing a keyhole saw to ...more

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Get Your Freak Off is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Get Your Freak Off King of the Hill season 7 Hank likes the clean-cut music of the boy-band 4Skore, but when he takes Bobby to a 4Skore concert, he is shocked to find that the band does suggestive dance moves that Bobby imitates with his ...more

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King of the Ant Hill is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
King of the Ant Hill King of the Hill season 1 Hank wants to have the best lawn in the neighborhood for Cinco de Mayo, and he decides that Dale's weekly bug-spraying is hurting his lawn. He tells Dale not to spray his lawn anymore. The war ...more

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Mutual of Omabwah is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Mutual of Omabwah King of the Hill season 9 When Hank forgets to mail his insurance payment, the coverage lapses for 36 hours, causing Hank and Bobby to go into a state of emergency to protect the house from any major disasters. ...more

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Dog Dale Afternoon is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Dog Dale Afternoon King of the Hill season 3 When Dale brings home a new 'Super Mower' the neighbors are jealous, but his attitude leaves everyone with a bad taste in their mouths. To knock him down a few notches, the crew decides to hide ...more

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Hank's on Board is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Hank's on Board King of the Hill season 10 Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at the beach, but during ...more

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Hillennium is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Hillennium King of the Hill season 4 As the year 2000 approaches, Hank becomes a believer in the Y2K bug. He tries to prepare for the millennium by eliminating modern technology, and instead of buying Peggy the new computer she ...more

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The Unbearable Blindness of La... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
The Unbearable Blindness of Laying King of the Hill season 2 Hank's mother comes to visit for Christmas with her new boyfriend, Garry. When Hank walks in on his mother and Garry having sex, he goes blind. Garry figures out the problem, and tries to help ...more

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Flush with Power is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Flush with Power King of the Hill season 4 During a drought, Hank installs low-flow toilets in his house. But he soon finds that they require so many flushes that they actually waste more water than the old toilets. Hank joins the Arlen ...more

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My Own Private Rodeo is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
My Own Private Rodeo King of the Hill season 6 Dale and Nancy are renewing their marriage vows, and Nancy wants to invite Dale's estranged father, Bug, a rodeo performer. Dale hates his father for making a pass at Nancy on their wedding day, ...more

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Love Hurts and So Does Art is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Love Hurts and So Does Art King of the Hill season 3 Worried at the prospect of going to a school dance with Connie, Bobby starts overeating at the local deli, and develops gout. Meanwhile, Hank goes to an art gallery in Dallas and finds that they ...more

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Rich Hank, Poor Hank is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Rich Hank, Poor Hank King of the Hill season 8 After becoming inquisitive about how much money the family makes, Bobby decides that he will do some investigating of his own. After seeing some old paperwork in the garage, Bobby determines ...more

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The Son Also Roses is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
The Son Also Roses King of the Hill season 7 Bobby quits the football team as towel manager, to grow roses. His preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest & finds that he enjoys it ...more

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Square Peg is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Square Peg King of the Hill season 1 Peggy is assigned to teach a Sex Education class. She has to teach herself to overcome her crippling sense of shame and call body parts by their right names -- but her newfound sexual frankness ...more

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Après Hank, le Deluge is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Après Hank, le Deluge King of the Hill season 8 When flood threatens the town, the Arlenites gather in the communal shelter: The Tom Landry gym. Hank is supposed to be in charge, but while he's delayed at the town's hydroelectric dam debating ...more

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My Hair Lady is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
My Hair Lady King of the Hill season 8 Luanne and Bill both get jobs at the hippest hair salon in Arlen, "Hottiez". But to land the coveted spots, they make some major changes. Changes that don't sit too well with their ...more

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Good Hill Hunting is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Good Hill Hunting King of the Hill season 3 All the kids in the neighborhood are going on their first hunt, but Hank is unable to get a hunting license for him and Bobby. Bobby is so upset about being denied the chance at a rite of ...more

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Night and Deity is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Night and Deity King of the Hill season 7 After Peggy organizes a bird society, Bill begins trying to attract birds by laying out food in everyone's yard. When pigeons begin to flock to Bill's yard as well as all the neighbors, Dale is ...more

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The Order of the Straight Arro... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
The Order of the Straight Arrow King of the Hill season 1 Hank and his friends take Bobby's scout troop on a rite of passage journey in the wilderness. The point of "The Order of the Straight Arrow" is for the kids to realize that their ...more

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Hank's Bad Hair Day is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Hank's Bad Hair Day King of the Hill season 4 Hank's long time barber goes senile, so he turns to Bill, an army barber, for his haircuts. Bill gives him a great haircut, but it turns out that the bill for an army haircut comes to $900. When ...more

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DaleTech is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
DaleTech King of the Hill season 8 The success of Dale's new security company is threatened when Cotton becomes the local auxiliary police officer.

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Chasing Bobby is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Chasing Bobby King of the Hill season 5 Hank's friends all make fun of him when he cries at a "chick flick" called The Flowers of Time. Peggy thinks Hank was crying because the movie reminded him of his relationship with ...more

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Escape from Party Island is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Escape from Party Island King of the Hill season 3 Hank takes his mother and her friends to a museum of miniatures in Port Aransas, and they get stuck in the middle of MTV's Spring Break. Meanwhile, Bill tries to put the moves on Peggy while ...more

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The Buck Stops Here is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
The Buck Stops Here King of the Hill season 5 Bobby gets a job as Buck Strickland's caddy. He and Buck hit it off, and Bobby starts imitating Buck and defying his father. Things come to a head when Buck takes Bobby to Hot Springs, Arkansas ...more

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Full Metal Dust Jacket is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Full Metal Dust Jacket King of the Hill season 7 Peggy, who yearns to meet more people who love books, takes over a local independent bookstore. The store starts losing money, so Peggy allows Dale to sell guns there. The gun sales pass the ...more

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The Trouble with Gribbles is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
The Trouble with Gribbles King of the Hill season 5 On Nancy's 40th birthday, the TV station replaces her as the weather girl, with a younger, sexier, ditzier....Luanne. Crushed, and defeated, she cries day and night, looking for a remedy to ...more

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How to Fire a Rifle Without Re... is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying King of the Hill season 2 Bobby discovers a talent for target shooting, Hank thinks this could be his chance to bond with his son. The only problem is that Hank can't shoot. Ashamed to admit that he can't use a gun ...more

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Snow Job is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Snow Job King of the Hill season 2 When Hank's boss, Buck Strickland, has another heart attack, Hank expects to be put in charge of the company while Buck is recuperating. Instead Buck picks Lloyd Vickers, a business-school ...more

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Meet the Propaniacs is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Meet the Propaniacs King of the Hill season 4 Hank finally starts to like Bobby's comedy career when Bobby starts entertaining the employees at Strickland Propane with propane-related comedy.

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Queasy Rider is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Queasy Rider King of the Hill season 7 Hank makes weekend plans without consulting Peggy, and the fallout drives them to a marriage counselor. The therapist learns that one of the couple's dreams is to own his-and-hers motorcycles, ...more

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Patch Boomhauer is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Patch Boomhauer King of the Hill season 8 Boomhauer discovers that his brother, Patch, is getting married to the girl Boomhauer loves, Katherine. When it reaches a boiling point, Boomhauer drops out as best man at the wedding and Hank ...more